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Contestant #4 (cursed objects guy) wins 1st place. This person is so far removed from reality that it defies description. This person is so fucked up in his thinking that I cannot come up with a satisfactory word or phrase that adequately describes it.
Contestant #1 (Nepal earthquake guy) wins 2nd place. This individual is deluded enough to think that praying for those people in Nepal will help them in any way, shape or form. He fails to realize that actually helping these people by sending actual physical aid will benefit the victims of this disaster. No wonder he disabled comments comments to his video.
Contestant #2 (Ted Nugent) managed to edge out the other 2 contestants for 3rd place. He won 3rd place simply because he's Ted Nugent.
Contestant #5 (Pat Robertson) edged out contestant #3 (Rick Santorum) for 4th place, simply because Pat is an evangelical Christian and Rick is a scumbag politician, and the evangelicals win out over politicians every time.
Contestants #4 and #1 haven't won anything yet, as opposed to the other three, so I thought they should be included with all the other fucktards who have won awards.
I believe in giving credit where credit is due. That IS nice, isn't it?
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+Barry Partington They are deserving...
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This week's batch of religious lunatics definitely deserve at least a special visit from Mr. Johnson, but contestant #5, the "I Get Raped" girl deserves the Louisville Slugger so that she might learn what rape really is and what it's really all about: violence and power. She deserves the top award for this week.
Contestant #2, Michele Bachmann comes in second a few Ångstrom Units ahead of contestant #1, Brian Klawiter, who comes in just one Ångstrom Unit ahead of Dennis Prager. That leaves Ted Cruz sucking the hind tit, so to speak.
To sum up: the order I have picked for the awards is as follows: 1st place - contestant #5 ; 2nd place - Contestant # 2 ; 3rd place - contestant #3 ; 4th place - Dennis Prager ; 5th place - contestant #4.
My suggestion is to have an award for all five contestants so that none of them would feel left out and each contestant would get an award for their participation. The awards could be given as follows: 1st place = Louisville Slugger , 2nd place = Mr. Johnson , 3rd place = Big Red , 4th place = The Hulk and 5th place = Little Red.
No more 'spare the rod and spoil the child' bullshit. I think it's time for serious awards to all fucktards who receive nominations.
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A less "hands on" idea, but still worth consideration. lol
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Oh! the saints preserve us from fucktardery like that spewed forth from the non-gay lesbian (aka contestant #5). Just when we thought that the likes of Wild Bill for America, Pat Robertson and Tim Wildmon represented the ultimate in fucktardery, we get exposed to someone like a self-described, militant, non-gay lesbian such as contestant # 5. Big Red is her ultimate reward.
Contestant #2 (the non-believer in gays dude) deservedly gets awarded The Hulk, and contestant #4, Tim Wildmon gets awarded Little Red.
Both Pat Robertson and Wild Bill for America deserve to be penetrated by the knobby end of a Louisville Slugger, even though they have achieved a Lifetime Achievement Award in the field of fucktardery.
In the immortal words of your little friend: "You don't have to be too smart to be a Christian."
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Oh, I know, right? btw, what was your point again?
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This weeks choice was a little difficult, until we heard from George Zimmerman. After that it was no contest. George deserves all three, plus Mr. Johnson. His lawyer should have asked him if he wanted some cheese and crackers with his whine. All 5 of the candidates were full of shit, but George was laden with the greatest amount of shit, IMHO.
No, the shit spewed forth from the mouth of Ted Cruz wouldn't fly for very long up here in Canada. The conservatives up here are mostly full of shit and a bit disrespectful to our military and people who don't agree with them, but are a little more sane in their ramblings than their counterparts in the US. btw Most of us Canadians disavow any knowledge of Ted's actions and don't count him as a true Canadian. We're glad he's your problem and not ours. We have enough other problems to contend with.
Looking forward to Episode 100, I'm sure it will be a 'gooder'.
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#100 Will be the most goodest episode.
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Just ran across this post and I had to send you a type of 'buck up' message. Even though things may seem insurmountable now, I feel certain you will get through this emotional crisis with minimal emotional scarring. The best advice I can give you is to keep your chin up, surround yourself with positive people, try and stay in touch with your son as much as possible and continue the routines you are used to. Please remember, you WILL get through this. 
I feel confident that all your subscribers feel like I do. Hopefully this will provide some comfort. I personally wish only good things for you. 
I must admit that my advice to continue your normal routines has a somewhat selfish motivation behind it, because I look forward to FFF and some of your more interesting rants, like this one.
Good luck to you and please, HANG IN THERE!
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+Barry Partington Thank you, Barry! That was very nice! :)
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It would appear that racism and homophobia are both alive and well in America, at least in the southern states.
Andrea Shay King is the most egregious one; the one you describe as a racist tea bagger cunt. After listening to some of the vitriol she spewed forth, calling her a cunt is a vicious insult to all other cunts. What this deluded bitch is calling for is a terror campaign against people who do not share her views. IMHO your NSA should be investigating this person (and I use this term sarcastically) for incitement to violence and terrorism.
As for the other two who want to get laws passed that would promote their religious agendas, I would hope that that the folks in Oklahoma and California would have enough intelligence to no nip that insanity in the bud. Hopefully, none of their agendas even make it tot the ballot stage. But, stranger things have happened.
The strange things that these deluded Christians and religious zealots come up with is mind boggling!
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+Barry Partington Maybe the people of California have enough intelligence, but Oklahoma, probably not...
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Please, no backsies on Ted Cruz. Just because he was born up here in Canada does not necessarily mean that we consider him to be a true Canadian. He's your problem now. If Americans elect Ted Cruz, or even anyone like him, it will be proof of the low level of intelligence of the general population. Please, show your intelligence by NOT electing anyone like Ted Cruz or Ted Cruz himself.
As for Senator Justin Harris, well, he's just an example of another dumbass Republican, who not only abused his power by pulling strings to fast track his adoption of those children, but took federal money under false pretenses. Not only that, he participated in exorcism rituals that have been discredited by many religious leaders. I only say this is true if the reports you say are accurate, and I have no reason to think that they aren't.
Creflo Dollar is just a typical example of an evangelical Christian huckster who appeals to low information, gullible people who seem to be willing to part with their money in order to "support" dubious religious enterprises. People like this disgust and sicken me to the highest degree possible.
Unfortunately for us up here in Canada, we have roughly the same proportion of low information people as you have down there; at least that's how it appears to me.
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The video speaks for itself!!!! Michael Slager's partner is clearly guilty of obstruction of justice, as anyone who plants or manufactures evidence is. It is obvious that the screening processes that are in place to weed out individuals like Michael Slager AND his partner are completely inadequate. Both of the officers involved in this incident MUST be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for the police to even retain the smallest shred of respect from the general public and to aid in the prevention of your society to devolving into a police state.
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+Barry Partington I agree. If they were civilians and the other person did nothing, then lied about it, they would be in jail.
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Congrats on an excellent episode, Robin!
I'd like to urge you to consider more inductees to the "Lifetime Achievement Hall of Fucktardery". These inductees can be presented in groups or singularly; I don't think it matters. Here are a few suggestions for your consideration: William Lane Craig; Frank Turek; Fred Phelps; Jerry Falwell; and Anne Widdecombe. We could even vote on them if you prefer.
Keep them videos coming, because I'm definitely looking forward to more Fundie Fucktardery Fridays in the future.
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+Barry Partington All deserving nominees!
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This week's contest isn't even close. Contestant #5 wins hands down. This person (and I use the term loosely) should probably be institutionalized in the nearest home for the bewildered as soon as possible. This Jabba the Hutt impersonator is the first person I know of that rates a permanent visit from a Louisville Slugger. 
#4 is just a delusional person with funky hair.
#3 is dangerous as well as delusional AND suffers from a persecution complex.
#2 is just plain hilarious, if he thinks atheists will lose every HONEST debate they engage in.
#1 is not only delusional, she's batshit crazy.
My awards therefore are as follows:
Big Red to #5, the Jabba the Hutt impersonator.
The Hulk to #3, the persecution lady.
Little Red to #1, (I'll call her the speaking in tongues broad)
The stupid shit that comes out of these people's mouths is nothing less than astonishing to the highest degree.
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If Cruz, Huckabee or Santorum get their way, the good ol' USA is in for an extremely bumpy ride.
I've seen and heard Hagee's bullshit before, too.
I'm simply amazed at how many people lap this shit up as readily as a cat laps up milk.
From now on I'm going to advocate that ALL your nominations receive a special visit from Mr. Johnson. No more 'spare the rod, spoil the child' nonsense.
In addition, Rick Santorum is awarded Big Red. Ted Cruz is awarded The Hulk. And Mike Huckabee gets Little Red forcibly jammed up his urethra.
It almost appears as if the politicians are moonlighting as pastors and the pastors are moonlighting as politicians. 
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+Barry Partington Agreed and OUCH!
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Wow!! All of the candidates presented here merit a special visit from Mr. Johnson. It's going to be difficult for you to top this week's batch of totally fucked up fucktards.
To the guy you refer to as Gordon Klingonshit, I award Little Red, inserted forcibly and with great vigour into the pee hole of his dick. He was 4 Ångstrom Units shy of receiving The Hulk.
Theodore Shoebat (I'm gonna call him Batshit, as in batshit crazy) fell 1 Ångstrom Unit shy of Big Red and is therefore awarded The Hulk.
That leaves Scott Lively, to whom I award Big Red. The factor that pushed Scott just past Batshit is his association with Bryan Fischer, the first recipient of a special visit from Mr. Johnson.
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+Barry Partington I don't vote, but I would have had a hard time this week.
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