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If you want to be awe-inspired, I invite you to visit the nasa.gov website and view some of the awesome photographs taken by the Hubble Telescope. If you can't be awe-inspired by at least one of those photos, I seriously doubt your capacity for awe.
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This is great! No news items relating to Jade Helm 15 whatsoever = WGAFF (who gives a flying fuck).
Apparently the US military engaged in nearly 800 "exercises" last year (2 per day) in various places in Africa that most people didn't even hear about! And we're supposed to give a damn about Jade Helm 15? C'mon, really?

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This chapter brings up another dubious idea that is still promulgated by the parties of god in the Middle East. The idea of a "promised land" continues to be a major source of strife between all three of the so-called Abrahamic monotheisms. As long as this idea is held by all parties, there will NEVER be peace in that region. This idea of a "promised land" supposedly given by God, but has to be taken by force of ams, is an extremely dubious one at best, and must be rejected by all 'faiths' if any progress towards peaceful co-existence is to occur. No wonder Christopher Hitchens wrote his book "God is not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything."

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I think they both should be somehow segregated from the rest of society and safely ensconced in an undisclosed location, like an igloo at the South Pole. That being said, I think that Scott Lively's statement regarding no religious freedom for anyone except Christians is the push that garners him the DOTW award.
I always enjoy the Geology Briefs because then I learn stuff.

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Your little friend, the crickets, and the Twilight Zone music all pulled triple shifts this week!!
The three nominees for this week are less than a yoctometer apart. (the approximate diameter of a proton or neutron is 100,000 yoctometers [or 1 / 10 to the 24th power meters] and can't be measured by any instument currently available) So, IMHO all three should be quadruply penetrated this week, but not in any manner that could ever possibly be construed as enjoyable.
So congratulations Kent Hovind, Gordon Shit-for-brains (aka "Off key singer guy"), and last but certainly not necessarily least, Bryan Fischer on being possibly the hugest trio of fucktards ever assembled in one location.
As our good friend WildwoodClaire migh say: "Uff Da!"

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My vote definitely goes to Pastor Manning. I call him "The Demon Semen Guy". This guy must be clinically insane, as long as he professes to believe any or all of  the nonsense that comes out of his mouth. IMHO this idiot deserves all 3 Dildos of the Week, plus Mr. Johnson, plus the Louisville Slugger, AND the business end of Sherman Tank topped off with a complete Saturn V Rocket Assembly courteously supplied by the good folks at NASA.
Kudos on another excellent video, Robin.
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Josh Duggar, who, like most hypocrites that say, "it's not really my fault" and they blame other people, Satan or something like pornography, is just another typical "Christian family values" asshole who is only sorry about the fact that his "sins" have been found out and revealed to the public at large. It would not surprise me to learn that Josh and Jared Fogle of Subway fame travel in the same circles.
No discussion about masturbation would be complete without a reference to Billy Conolly's presentation on the subject when one is caught, as he puts it, "in mid-masturb".

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Mike Fuckabee er I mean Huckabee is a disgusting waste of skin. Some questions he probably can't or won't answer include: 1. If a fetus is a human being and the mother has a miscarriage, why do they not have a funeral for it?  2. If a fetus is a human being why don't people say for example: "we have three children", instead of saying "we have two children and one on the way"? 3. If a fetus is a human being, how come the census doesn't count them?
This is a prime example of perceived male 'ownership' of female reproductive rights. 
The situation, as I see it, is this: no vagina or uterus = NO VALID OPINION.
Therefore, Mike Fuckabee er I mean Huckabee must be awarded all of the dildoes (and the newlyweds get to stay together a while longer) because of his douchebaggery (if that isn't a word, I think we should take steps to have accepted as such) and fucktardery.
When any man can successfully raise more than one child on minimum wage and with little or no help from any outside source, I'll be only too happy to listen to his views on abortion and child rearing. And as George Carlin once pointed out: "If you think a fetus is more important than a woman, try getting a fetus to wash the shit stains out of your underwear."

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Donald Trump is going to be an excellent comedic source for comedians in the coming months. It's gonna be exciting because it will be difficult to predict what kind of fucked up shit will emanate from his mouth. 
If it is true that Donald Trump was outsmarted by: a blonde, a woman and someone who works at Fox News, and is embodied by attractive (yes, credit where credit is due) Megan Kelly, then voting for him, regardless of whether he's the Republican candidate or an independent, puts that voter's sanity and intelligence in serious doubt. The fact that he even leads the polls for Republicans puts the whole Republican party in an unfavourable light. 
I, for one, am going to watch the ramblings of Mr. Trump on YouTube for giggles and shits until he runs out of material or the day after the presidential election, whichever comes first.
And I will say this in conclusion, if Americans elect this stupid buffoon POTUS, which I hope will never happen, H.L. Mencken's quote, "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard", will certainly be appropriate and will likely result in Americans being involved in a very rough ride.

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At first I thought that this week's bunch of fucktards was going to be a difficult choice for the numero uno spot; that is until I heard 'Lyricaolorion' and her non-apology. You can add my vote to the list for her. IMHO she deserves every dildo plus the Louisville Slugger plus the business end of a Sherman tank AND the Saturn V rocket right at the moment of ignition. Whew! I'm glad that I got that off my chest!
How any one could even think that ANY of these tragedies could be a false flag or conspiracy, let alone come out and say it in any public forum, is totally incomprehensible to me. Have I been living in cave all this time? Because this is the first time ever, that I've heard anyone say that that a tragedy like Sandy Hook is a hoax. I cannot conceive of any possible reward for perpetrating a hoax of this nature.
Anyone that thinks tragedies of this nature are hoaxes is a seriously mentally disturbed and deranged person and 'Lyricalorion' showed, in her non-apology, that she fits in this category.

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I wouldn't waste my time arguing (er I mean debating) with Dr. Dildo (see, I remembered) I'd just award him Mr. Johnson and be done with him. I doubt he'll have anything new to say. It will, in all likelihood, be the same tired old shit we've heard from him before.
Ted Cruz (no backsies) appears to be nothing but some moron who thinks he has the cojones and the smarts to be your president, but only has the brains that comes with  sucking up to some of the dickless idiots in the NRA. Let's give him the newlyweds; for two reasons: 1. He so richly deserves them and 2. It's so nice when we can keep newlyweds together.

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Being black isn't the only main reason Republicans hate Obama. The second main reason Republicans hate Obama is because he is much smarter than they are.
He has probably realized that anyone who has resorted to violence or the threat of it has tended to undermine his position on the issues. Republicans have either not been aware of this or are too stupid to realize that violence or the threat of it will only tend to exacerbate an already volatile situation.
Think Ghandi got it right when he said, "Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary."
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