Valentine's Day advice for women from a Wall Street Journal op-ed: "Men won't buy the cow if the milk is free." Yes, in 2014. The overall message to (highly educated, upper-middle-class) single women from Susan Patton, the "Princeton mom" who made a name for herself by arguing that these college girls today should stop being so picky and get with her awesome son, and who—surprise!—has a book coming out soon, is basically to be afraid. And snobby. Be very afraid and very snobby.