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Alysia Wood
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I'm either on a stage, pissed off in an airport or discussing airports with a therapist.
I'm either on a stage, pissed off in an airport or discussing airports with a therapist.

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You know a TON of planning went into this 🔥 #SICKBURN🔥... but I don't know what it means! I'm leaving this toddler's artwork on fridge for a while. 
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Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like spending money you don't have. 

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Important matter. Please opine on my non-biased Twitter poll. https://twitter.com/alysiawood/status/800856214242357248

I spy a woman in the semifinals of the Seattle International StandUp Comedy Competition! YAAAAAAAS! (Also congrats everyone else). 

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Considering that I accidentally put my TV kit in storage, got three hours sleep, woke up at 5 AM, did my make up in a tent, commuted for almost two hours memorizing the stories last minute, ran out of time to do my hair... And sat with my elbows out (looking heavier)...I think I did OK! Love the new KING5 studio. 
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Looking forward to @KING5NewDayNW today with @BryanCooking, @davonmagwood & always @_MargaretLarson!!! @KING5Seattle #newfriends #comedy #TV

According to my twitter feed, women are giving America the silent treatment.
You know what you did.
#ElectionNight #Election2016 

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You can get on ALL the high horses if you voted. I did. If you didn't, I'll be talking down to ya... BIG TIME. 
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Seeing a lot of knock offs out there. Davis F Punkins is probably my favorite.

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