Here are some of my favorite quotations.
"The enemy of your enemy is your friend."
"Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge."
"Life should come with an instruction book."
"I'm too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful, and too determined to be defeated."
"Life is strange, yes...but compared to what?"
"How ironic is it that beauty is always the first to go, but vanity is always the last to leave."
"The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh, crying gives me a headache."