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Kristin Dennis
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Attended Spalding University
Lives in Louisville, KY
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Saying something is "the tits" is the tits! 
 Currently, I'm breastfeeding my four month old and plan to do it until he's a year old--the magical time when you're allowed to give your baby regular milk (regular = cheap milk you buy from the store, not the precious liqui...
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There's nothing worse than a bootleg Mickey.
Sorry it's been a week and I haven't been around. In an effort to Keep Things Real, I've been feeling a bit blue recently, so I've been afraid to blog. I don't want to dump my temporary feelings into the internet. (Because le...
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Last time I had fun at a playground was when I was 15 and smoked stolen cigarettes on the slide. 
We went to the playground in our new neighborhood yesterday. I was taking pictures while my child was standing up there screaming for help. When she realized that her useless mother was taking her picture instead of rescuing ...
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I'm supposed to figure out something to say again? Didn't I just do this yesterday?
(I tried looking for a good picture in my phone and they are all pictures MH took of herself. So basically this times five hundred.) I'm back. Yep. Back. So. Huh.  I spent a few months away and there were so many times when I...
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Buy our house! Official listing sometime today.
  Our house is all ready! The listing should go live some time today, but here are some pictures:       Living Room  Hallway  MH's Room  Our Room  Laundry Room  Kitchen  Side Yard Bathroom  Dog ...
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I'm still here. No, I mean, I'm still HERE: Yep. Really Really REALLY reallyreallyreally pregnant. That Super Moon did nothing for me. Super Moon? More like Stupid Moon! Yes, I know, that was terrible, but do you really exp...
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Sure I brought my phone into the bathroom to take my picture. Yesterday, I peed next to a lady who made MULTIPLE CALLS while sitting on the toilet, taking an audible dump. Maybe I didn't win, but I sure as shit didn't lose. 
Every day, I have all these good intentions. I'm gonna eat salad and go running. I'm not just going to wear clothes, but like outfits with jewelry and shit. I'm going to brush my teeth. And yet, none of this happens and there...
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Sometimes you can't help but be that asshole grown up who doesn't know how to talk to kids. You ask a child what they learned in school that day and the only way to redeem yourself is to give them candy immediately. 
MH went to the playground with her daddy last night (sucker!) This is the old school slide at the farmer's market. Last summer, MH fell off the slide ONE TIME and forever after it became known as that place "where I fell off ...
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I ran today. More like ran my mouth! 
(I'm planning on taking Des with me when I run because look how thin he used to be and now he is Orson Welles fat.) Today I was going to start running again. I've been meaning to do this for a while. At first I didn't do it b...
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I'm back to work and I'm busy! This Netflix is not going to watch itself!
Wow. Yeah. That was crazy. So in case you were wondering, my maternity leave is over. Since June 27, I've given birth (without an epidural) packed up my entire house and hauled it away in a station wagon potty trained my two...
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Gotta watch some Trailer Park Boys to counter balance all this Calliou I've been forced to watch or else I'll start hating Canada. 
Sorry I haven't blogged, but I've been busy. No wait. I'm not sorry. If I can't use pushing a human being out of my vagina as an excuse to not do stuff, then what the hell?  Anyway, Charlie is here and we're all healthy and...
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And now for the laziest house tour on the whole entire internet! 
So as of five seconds ago, we decided to try to sell our house and move. Because it's not like I'm not 100 months pregnant or anything. (But as anybody with small children knows, there is never a good time to do anything beca...
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  • The Lazy Fair
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Louisville, KY
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I'm a writer, mother, wife, knitter, and office drone in Louisville, KY, trying to do it all with as little effort as possible.
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I'm a writer, mother, wife, knitter, and teacher living in Louisville, KY, trying to do it all it all with as little effort as possible.
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Won a second place ribbon at the KY State Fair.
Education
  • Spalding University
    Fiction, 2008 - 2010
  • Boston University
    English, 1999 - 2002
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