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Kristin Dennis
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I write YA lit. I teach high school English. The books I read are literary, the TV I watch is trashy.
I write YA lit. I teach high school English. The books I read are literary, the TV I watch is trashy.

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Placeholder website. Maybe I should start blogging again?

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Saying something is "the tits" is the tits! 

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Sure I brought my phone into the bathroom to take my picture. Yesterday, I peed next to a lady who made MULTIPLE CALLS while sitting on the toilet, taking an audible dump. Maybe I didn't win, but I sure as shit didn't lose. 

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Sometimes you can't help but be that asshole grown up who doesn't know how to talk to kids. You ask a child what they learned in school that day and the only way to redeem yourself is to give them candy immediately. 

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Last time I had fun at a playground was when I was 15 and smoked stolen cigarettes on the slide. 

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I ran today. More like ran my mouth! 

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I'm supposed to figure out something to say again? Didn't I just do this yesterday?

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I'm back to work and I'm busy! This Netflix is not going to watch itself!

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Buy our house! Official listing sometime today.
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