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This girl is a keeper!!!

It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I
wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United
Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while
making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably
deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to
deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A
single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try
to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm
sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her
public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir,
you'll have to get in line for that, too."

Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to
dance in the rain
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Thank you, Alabama! You've made the Ohio State Buckeyes the only remaining unbeaten Division 1-A football team in the country!
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This is exactly what I need for work on days like today!  I don't think I've ever wanted a sign taped to my back so badly... I need to make this (or a shirt of this)!

h/t +Ross Life   http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1be374/art_school_gets_busy_sometimes/ 
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This place is a dump. For $139 (not including taxes) we got a room that was smelly with wallpaper peeling off the walls and a standard definition tube TV set. At least the bathroom and the sheets on the bed were clean but that's the best I can say of the place. The hotel is simply not well taken care of and reflects badly on the Comfort Inn name.
Quality: Poor to fairFacilities: Poor to fairService: Poor to fair
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