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Michael Giles
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SHEOPLE SPEAK Part 2
SHEOPLE SPEAK Part
2             Why do sheople speak people say kind’ve most of the time – is it because
the other types of ‘ves don’t sound as kind as kind’ve?   Although those speakers often do spew out all
the ‘ves in rapid succession to make sure that ...

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TWO MORE HELPINGS OF......
         “Two more helpings of steamed treacle
pudding                       and custard please”                                       Haigle
mea jo riss                                     doe
runn tooo                                     Grumf
uckle o’bee...

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SHEOPLE SPEAK Part 1
SHEOPLE SPEAK Part
1               So many kind’ves, impacts and models
in the media these days.   There is now a
kind’ve for anything, an impact for anything and a model for anything.   Not to mention a challenge, an absolutely and
a clearly stuck on to an...

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MORE UP THAN DOWN
                                   MORE UP THAN
DOWN   In a not unusual spasm of chronic digressmentalitis, probably triggered
by all the uptossers’ up words tossed up in a recent blog-up titled ‘Writing
for Fun’, I must mention that I won’t be up or down f...

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WELL BEING
WELL BEING               “And
all will be well” – as the theity say.   Well, they’ve been saying that for at least 2,000 years.   So when will all be well?               Isn’t 2,000 years or more a long
enough time for all to be well in?   Surely by now in ...

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WRITING FOR FUN
WRITING FOR FUN              The 2015 Man Booker Prize winner was
recently announced, so with great relief I thank the judges for not including
my wroken and spitten words on the short list.                                                                 Ch...

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IMPACTIVITIS
IMPACTIVITIS               Due to what I consider to be the
appalling repetitious mis-use of certain words in the media, I feel compelled
to ‘important up’ one of the most fashionable yet virulent verbal aberrations
which is rapidly becoming a full-blown ep...

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THE NINE AND A HALF COMMANDMENTS
THE NINE AND A HALF COMMANDMENTS For women who wear EezyPeezy – the only
tights with a hole in the middle.             Thou shalt not
fuck thy father when he’s cross dressing.           Thou shalt not
powder thy pussy before the vet has had a look.         ...

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A SHORT STORY
A SHORT STORY               Given
the lengthening list of writers desperately wanting to win The 2016 Sunday
Times Short Story Prize of £30,000, I’m getting my entry in early to avoid
disappointment.               Once upon a time on a dark and
stormy night...

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THINGS TO DO AT THE WEEKEND
THINGS TO DO AT THE WEEKEND Shotguns                 This weekend, I might saw off both
barrels of grandma’s old 12 bore shotgun, using my brand new heavy-duty Black
& Decker do-it-yourself high-speed angle grinder de-luxe.   Advertised as – ‘ Made for real...
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