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RiffTrax Writer/Producer. Author of Gone Whalin'. [Citation Needed] editor. Code to skip right to Mike Tyson: 007-373-5963
RiffTrax Writer/Producer. Author of Gone Whalin'. [Citation Needed] editor. Code to skip right to Mike Tyson: 007-373-5963

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A Christmas Boner/miracle!

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What Josh said!
GUYS! +Conor Lastowka and I have created the SECOND book in our potentially limitless series of books of Wikipedia-derived humor.  PROBABLY you'll want to order it? Less than $10 in paperback and a mere 99 cents on your Kindle!

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Insane theories about The Shining are hot right now, so here is my own personal one: http://lastowka.tumblr.com/post/47291585484/worst-rescuer-ever

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Heckler ruins Terence Mann's Field of Dreams speech


Field of Dreams is one of my favorite movies. I've been to the field in Dyersville, Iowa. I've observed the bitter signs encouraging you to buy from one gift shop over the other, since the field (at one point in time) stretched over two different pieces of property. My end of college mix CD had the James Earl Jones speech on it. I've performed the speech with a live band backing me in New York City.

But as the saying goes, "insert footage of yourself mocking the things you love." So I did it.

People will come Ray.

*Bonus behind the scenes footage of the father teaching his young son to pitch on the baseball field ten feet in front of us while I chugged the beer while giving the finger omitted*

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New episode of the [Citation Needed] Podcast is up!
Featuring:
-A very, well, "unique" recipe for oysters courtesy Mr. Nick Nolte
-Delve into the world of Cryptozoology when we track down Mexico’s sinister cheese-stealing El Nahual
-Gary finally pushes the Studio Executive to his bursting point when he pitches a movie called…Well, you’ll just have to tune in and find out

All this plus a very special guest appearance from Austin Tichenor of The Reduced Shakespeare Company
Download it here: http://citationneeded.tumblr.com/post/17769137894/citation-needed-podcast-episode-09

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I went thru the Complete Far Side collection to find out which name Gary Larson used the most often. The results: http://conorlastowka.com/2012/01/far-side-names/
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