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SQUEE!!!!!
Five new episodes remain in the current season of Vikings, with the season finale airing April 23
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SHIT! DON'T LOOK!!!!
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I agree. Can we just DROP the 
"Ted Cruz ate a baby" thing already?
GOSH!
He most likely did not eat the baby.
 
Guys, please stop sharing that rumor that Ted Cruz ate a baby once in Canada. There's very little evidence to support it. You're only making things worse.

Although I often see Ted Cruz without a baby, so where IS that baby? SOMEONE must have eaten it, I suppose.

I guess if someone ate a baby in Canada, like Ted Cruz didn't, they'd probably have to leave the country and renounce their citizenship.
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babies could be good with poutine, or so I've heard....
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An ATM has just charged me two dollars for a transaction but told me to cover my PIN to prevent from being robbed.

Pretty ironic if you ask me.
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That was rude of that chick tho get in the middle of your picture
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Timing is everything...
 
In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine.

Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came back on just as I was filling the can.
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Heeeeere we go...
 
Drop it like you're Spock.

#StarTrek  
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+Kelli Campbell you can't, it's nonstop Spock!
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Yup, that is a fantastic explanation.

Oh, which reminds me...
I loves me some tea. All the time. Any time. Gimme dat damn tea.
 
Hey, would you like a cup of tea? - Let’s break it down, shall we? #blurred lines, #robin thicke, #consent, #metaphor, #sex in society
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Sometimes people say no because they think they're being polite but it's pretty clear they really, REALLY need a cup of tea. So make the tea, put it in front of them with a nice buscuit (we call them "cookies" here) and hope they drink it. Because after the morning that guy's had, he DEFINITELY needs a cup of tea, regardless of whether he will admit it.

Did a bro wake up on your couch with a hangover? Dude needs water. Don't ask and don't take no for an answer. Make that motherfucker drink two glasses of water before lunch.

That's why consent is so tricky for some people. People say one thing and mean something completely different all the time. So if I really want the sex and I'm having a hard time interpreting whether "not yese" actually means "no" in this instance, maybe I don't just give up because these biological imperatives are REALLY hard to just ignore.

"No means no" and "not yes means no" are definitely the safest policies to follow. But neither of them are actually true even in the context of sex and completely stupid in any other context. People say shit they don't mean all the time.

Just to be SUPER unambiguous: if you never want to be accused of rape and/or sexual assault, you should absolutely adopt a policy of "not yes means no." The only possible negative consequence is that you'll miss out on sex you could have had (which is pretty shitty but the alternative is the almost-guaranteed ruin of your life. Forever). But you should also have an understanding of the fact that people don't actually behave that way and you should therefore compartmentalize that policy exclusively to the "should I whip my dick out" decision-making flowchart.
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Sanity from Sao Paulo
 
Legislation in the Brazilian city – which officials believe to be the first of its kind – was approved last week and is expected to be signed into effect in next 20 days
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I too have Solarized all the things. It really is a fantastic color scheme and comes in both "dark" and "light" variations.
 
+James Campbell showed me the solarize colour scheme...
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