"Ted Cruz ate a baby" thing already?
He most likely did not eat the baby.
Although I often see Ted Cruz without a baby, so where IS that baby? SOMEONE must have eaten it, I suppose.
I guess if someone ate a baby in Canada, like Ted Cruz didn't, they'd probably have to leave the country and renounce their citizenship.
I was hoping that I was the "Evil Parallel-Universe" me, but I'm not. :(
Oh, which reminds me...
I loves me some tea. All the time. Any time. Gimme dat damn tea.
Did a bro wake up on your couch with a hangover? Dude needs water. Don't ask and don't take no for an answer. Make that motherfucker drink two glasses of water before lunch.
That's why consent is so tricky for some people. People say one thing and mean something completely different all the time. So if I really want the sex and I'm having a hard time interpreting whether "not yese" actually means "no" in this instance, maybe I don't just give up because these biological imperatives are REALLY hard to just ignore.
"No means no" and "not yes means no" are definitely the safest policies to follow. But neither of them are actually true even in the context of sex and completely stupid in any other context. People say shit they don't mean all the time.
Just to be SUPER unambiguous: if you never want to be accused of rape and/or sexual assault, you should absolutely adopt a policy of "not yes means no." The only possible negative consequence is that you'll miss out on sex you could have had (which is pretty shitty but the alternative is the almost-guaranteed ruin of your life. Forever). But you should also have an understanding of the fact that people don't actually behave that way and you should therefore compartmentalize that policy exclusively to the "should I whip my dick out" decision-making flowchart.
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