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Ben Betts
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+Adam Nave​ Joy to you today as you take time to contemplate your mortality.
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Two lessons for today.
#1 SCIENCE: The Quantum Skirt Enigma
a) A four year old will not wear a skirt if she can't see it. b) If the dress/shirt/blouse over the skirt is of a nominal length it will both reveal the skirt when the child stand upright, and hide the skirt when the child bends to look for said skirt. This causes the skirt to exist in a quantum state.
#2 MATH: c = n + 2
A four year old can only decide between n+2 items, where in the number of items that needs to be chosen. E.g., in the case of dresses to wear, the child must choose 1 so the optimal decision base is 3. In the case of bedtime-books the optimal decision base is (3 books to read) + 2 = 5
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Goodreads, owned by Amazon and registered with the same email as my Amazon account, would like me to sign up for Audible, owed by Amazon and registered with the same email as my Amazon account, and get two free trial books for the service I already have, and suggests that I choose 2 books that I have purchased through Audible and marked as read on Goodreads.

Yes. They are tracking and storing everything you do on the internet.
But, no. They are not using it.
They have no idea what to do with it.
Like a monkey with a shotgun. It's dangerous. But only if he figures out how to load it.
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Kid 2: Daddy works with food.
Kid 1: No. Daddy works with computers.
Kid 2: Daddy also works with food.
Kid 1: When does daddy work with food?
Kid 2: Whenever I'm hungry.
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Why I left the south.
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Happy SysAdmin day to all those OPS folks who don't get thanks because people don't know what a SysAdmin is. Or what OPS is. Or that it's SysAdmin day.
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How much peanut butter do you have on the front of your pajamas?

A Billion.
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Fire-pit pulled pork
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Selfies are a thing, right? Good morning Egg Day.
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