Works at dunder mifflin paper company
Attends Ames Middle School
Ok, I just want to show that I am active on google plus and that I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO!!! I love google plus, and I don't want to have to go back to facebook, but there is no one here who I know!
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CIRCLE THIS MAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
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- dunder mifflin paper companypaper man, 2005 - present
Josh, Ben, Joshua Benjamin Franklin, How-have-you-Benjamin, Gosh Josh, Mr. AwesomeSauce, Papi Josh
Why heeeeeeeeellllllllloooo there random person looking at my profile! Whass up? If you are an internet murderer who is looking for some gullible kid to kill, then you are out of luck because there is no way that you will be able to distract me to get my, OH LOOK, A BUTTERFLY! Oh, and if you are not a murderer, hi! If you are a nice person, I'll add you to my circles, because I really need someone to talk to one google plus. All of my friends use facebook, and I have an account but I never use it because I prefer google plus, even though all that I do is look at posts at the "What's Hot!" section and update my profile (Like I am doing right now) even though I know that no one will read it. That's not sad, right? RIGHT? Oh, wait, you don't exist. Right. I am just sitting at home typing to myself. *sigh* I really need a life, don't I imaginary person.
An Epic Auto-Biography:
Can indulge large amounts of rye. (Eats cereal daily) Has used a WC. (Gone to the bathroom)
- Ames Middle SchoolKnowlage, present
HA! Like I'm saying my REAL number, but if you want to call a number to satisfy yourself, you can call this number: 481-516-2342. If you understood that reference you are my new best friend.
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