It took me almost 12 hours to post it here, but the few of you who use this still have not seen the news. I am officially appointed as the Pennsylvania Deputy State Constable from Coolbaugh Township, PA.
That means I get to; arrest people with warrants, protect the polling place for election day, and serve PFA's (Protections From Abuse) to abusive assholes among other things. (Those are the parts I look forward to).
I'm also available to moonlight as security, especially for British women who drive IndyCars that have names which rhyme with Tippa Cann. Okay, I just had to slip in my school boy crush on her as always. lol