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John Walkenbach
Worked at J-Walk & Associates, Inc.
Attended University of Missouri–Columbia
Lives in Tucson, Arizona (USA)
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It's nice to see a Christian site make fun of their own kind. 
After coming under fire for asking 200,000 people to donate $300 or more each to raise $65 million to help his ministry purchase a luxury jet last month, popular televangelist Creflo Dollar, who is widely reported to be worth an estimated $27 million, has declared that "there is no such thing as the prosperity gospel" and the money in his pocket belongs to God.
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Without googling, name the top three U.S. states that have the largest water-to-land ratio. And the bottom three.
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I though Minnesota was the land of a thousand lakes? You'd think it would have made it. 
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SHAKOPEE, Minn. – When you're a kid, every year you look forward to celebrating a birthday. On Tuesday, MacKenzie Moretter turned 10. But days before
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An engineer would say, glass is twice as big as need be.
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Another blast from the past from my MISC directory. Apparently, I made a mix tape for someone in 1994, and printed this faux cover.  I had pretty good musical tastes way back then.
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I certainly hope so!
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Whoever makes Bernie Sanders' posts needs a proofreader. $269 isn't that much money.
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By definition, we are at the centre of our observable universe, but it is totally unknown where we are in the universe as a whole.

That's the best sentence I've read today.
Source: http://www.physicsoftheuniverse.com/facts.html
The Physics of the Universe - A Few Random Facts
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Is this deep thought night?  How about:

By definition, we are at the centre of our consciousness, but it is totally unknown whether our consciousness is the whole.
[alt translation: whether our consciousness is the whore.]
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+Bisbo Nian, have you ever seen anything like this? It's Dubai.
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The papermill.
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Another blast from my past. This letter worked at least three times.
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We thank you for your service.
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I was looking at some old files in a directory named MISC, and I found this Word file from 20 years ago. I have no recollection of Larry. He must have been a divorce attorney.

Now I notice it took me three words to make a typo.
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I got fired from that gig...customers complained that I would only go left.
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I've noticed that there seems to be a glut of mattress stores in the Tucson area. Is it like that everywhere? How can all of those stores sell enough mattresses to stay in business?
The company's statewide store count has shot up 189 percent since August.
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We got a Tuft & Needle mattress last year. Excellent mattress, price, and customer service.
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Cameron wears this shirt on TV.
Ignore Alien Orders by klance
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Ahh ... from H&CF ... I thought I was the only Ancient Greek Geek foolish enough to have actually watched that ...
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Occupation
Excel book author, amateur banjo player. Mainly unemployed, and glad to be that way.
Skills
I can do Excel macros, and there's a pretty good chance I can play banjo better than you or your next door neighbor.
Employment
  • J-Walk & Associates, Inc.
    Head honcho
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Currently
Tucson, Arizona (USA)
Previously
San Diego (CA) - Manhattan Beach (CA) - Corvallis (OR) - Portland (OR) - Missoula (MT) - Columbia (MO) - St. Louis (MO)
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Tagline
I post stuff that may or may not interest you.
Introduction
If they kept track of such things, John Walkenbach might be the world's #1 bestselling Excel book author. He used to write a popular daily blog.
Bragging rights
Licensed by the state of Arizona to carry a concealed banjo.
Education
  • University of Missouri–Columbia
    B.A., Psychology
  • University of Montana - Missoula
    M.A., Ph.D., Experimental Psychology
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Gender
Male
Birthday
February 16, 1952
Other names
J-Walk, Mr. Spreadsheet, 約翰
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A blog by John Walkenbach. Stuff that may or may not interest you.

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