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Cry says, "Waddle, waddle, waddle as Hoard walks away, but he says it using his voice for Hoard, meaning Hoard actually said, " Waddle, waddle, waddle" as he walked away, making that scene infinitely more funny. I imagine him waddling all over town saying, "Waddle waddle" everywhere he walks. I'd like that in a mayor.
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Disregarding the endless other ways in which religion debunks or contradicts itself, she doesn't even know her own religious texts, or how to properly interpret them.

Biblical scholars discovered a while ago that "666" was a mistranslation and represented Emperor Nero, not "the beast". The actual, properly translated "mark of the beast" is 616.

People keep using 666, but all they do is show their unwillingness to correct false information they were accustomed to in their lives. Intellectually sound people learn a new fact and update their existing knowledge base.

But why am I discussing knowledge? She's Christian. The concepts are contradictory. >_>


Source: http://www.religionnewsblog.com/11134/beasts-real-mark-devalued-to-616
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You should maintain brand consistency by using your plaid bearded character in your video thumbnails, since the current representation isn't in line. Just a suggestion!
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Be wary of rabbits, Mathas!

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Tim: There he is!

King Arthur: Where?

Tim: There!

King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?

Tim: It is the rabbit!

King Arthur: You silly sod!

Tim: What?

King Arthur: You got us all worked up!

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.

King Arthur: Ohh.

Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!

Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.

Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?

Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!

Tim: I'm warning you!

Sir Galahad: What's he do? Nibble your bum?

Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!

King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!

Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

rabbit massacres Sir Bors


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I, for one, am shocked Mathas doesn't get lost trying to find his computer each day. I thought I had bad directional sense... This is like World Record disorientation! 😂
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+FDJustin I've actually found this game's surroundings easier to distinguish than lots of other games' environments. Certain rock formations around the paths I take are pretty distinct, to me at least. It helps that it's a relatively small map and the train tracks split it across the middle. 
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Hurry and collab with Jessie soon, you two are a riot together.
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Dubstown? DUBSTOWN?

Claptrap! Claptrap, come here! I've found your new home!

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I always feel dual emotions watching the Oculus videos by people. I'm one of the pioneers of the VR industry. Uh, not implying I created the concept of VR, that's a laugh, only that I was in the industry as a VR developer when there was scant few people involved in VR worldwide in the mid 90's. We did PC development for Fortune 500 companies, though only a few clients ended up with visor use. (Same problems still exist- headaches, motion sickness for too many).

On one hand, I smile because those were some great years and experiences, and VR was a passion of mine. On the other hand, I get depressed because I identified by my career, and it ended early and badly (and so I find myself a "former VR developer" instead of a "current something".)

At least VR is making a comeback 20 years later! Hope the new industry booms!
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The movement has some interesting things to say about video game journalism — and far more misogynistic trolls.
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Don't forget, fire/explosions can't hurt you. In the middle of the ghul battle, you could have taken out 30 with a single arrow to that nearby barrel! Keep it in mind. Nothing more fun than mid-fight archery, especially when you get flaming arrows later on.
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So, implication one is: Guys who dislike overweight women are asses. It's totally fine to have guys be sexist, or hate certain religions, or be racist, or otherwise be picky about women... It's just beyond pale to not like rolling mounds of flesh in female form. Those are the only jerk guys, men who don't like the unhealthy female shape. Guys who cheat? Don't let their girlfriend have male friends? They're cool, so long as they don't hate on fatties.

Implication two is: Women aren't so shallow. Utter BS. I'm a former male model, was a black belt in Tae Kwoon Do. Being shy, I didn't have a ton of girlfriends, but I had them, and always had women expressing interest.

Later, after my career in which I worked literally 8 straight years daily, and could only eat fast food-no possible time to cook or shop for food- I gained weight. Now, at 90 lbs over my weight, how do the women treat me? They don't care, because it's not about appearances, of course! Nonsense. In reality, I'm utterly invisible. Haven't had a woman look at me in 17 years and counting.

"It's your shitty attitude!" Really? How's that, when not a single woman approaches you, or otherwise signals it's okay to even HAVE a conversation in the first place... Because you're fat, and they don't want anything to do with you. The expectation is "go find a fat woman, because you're fat." Sorry. I have the right to hold my standards, and have chosen to be alone 17 years rather than be forced into societal expectations.

But make no mistake- the guys are pissed she lied more than that she's fat. And if it was a guy, the women would gut it out uncomfortably, then be gone too. This video isn't funny or informative. Only insulting, and for the wrong reasons.
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I knocked Eliza Pancakes up the day after my wedding. Er, wedding to someone else, that is. =P She gave birth to my bastard son, and visited every night, even taking care of my daughter while my wife and I slept. Then she stopped. Turns out, she died. No longer in the game.

My poor son is stuck with Bob, too. Never even met the bastard. Uh, my son, not Bob. He might be a nice guy.
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  • Starbucks as a Professional Customer
    Customer Supreme, present
  • SPX Corporation
    Multimedia Developer, 2000 - 2002
  • Sphere
    Multimedia Developer, 1999 - 2000
  • Click2Learn (nee Asymetrix)
    Multimedia Developer, 1998 - 1999
  • Adams Consulting Group
    Virtual Reality Developer, 1995 - 1998
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Ex-virtual reality developer. Prince idolater. Creative soul. F/SF Author. Silly. Llama.
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Ex-virtual reality developer. Creative soul. (Unpublished) sci-fi/fantasy author. Amateur photographer. Blogger. Gamer. Prince idolater. Progressive. Druid. Silly. Llama.
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Former award winning virtual reality developer. Mensa level IQ. Druid.
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  • Michigan State University
    Telecommunications, 1994
  • Holt High School
    Honors College Prep, 1990 - 1994
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