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FYI.
The sale is today only and for travel until 18APR 2012.
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This is the gift giving season and SWISS wishes to thank its passengers by offering a special one-day only roundtrip Business Class sale fare from U.S. gateways to Switzerland, Germany and Austria starting at less than $2,000. The one-day Business Class sale fare is for outbound travel 19DEC2011 -13APR 2012. All travel must be completed by 18APR 2012.
This is the gift giving season and SWISS wishes to thank its passengers by offering a special one-day only roundtrip Business Class sale fare from U.S. gateways to Switzerland, Germany and Austria sta...
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Great Photos!
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Thanks For The Continued Support || You Guys Rock!

I just wanted to take another moment to express my deep appreciation for all the +1s, all the great comments, and all the amazing support from the G+ community. Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

If you’re curious how these photos are created, you can read about my post processing work flow and view HDR before and after comparisons by visiting: www.blamethemonkey.com
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21st century luxury with oriental charm.
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Bugs on a plane!
You've heard of snakes on a plane, now here come bugs on a plane.
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Please viisit our page.
5757, boulevard Cavendish, Cote-St-Luc, QC H4W 2W8, Canada
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Travel advisory: Drive your cupcake from Boston to Las Vegas.
A cupcake isn't always just a cupcake. Sometimes it's so noteworthy, it creates Cupcakegate. Just ask the nation's airport security officials.
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Great deal.
British Airways offers flat beds in Business class.
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CELEBRATE $2012 TWO DAY BUSINESS CLASS FLASH SALE ON BRITISH AIRWAYS

Take advantage of this amazing Sale for today and tomorrow!

BRITISH AIRWAYS
SALE IN BUSINESS CLASS
US & CA to London/Edinburgh/Manchester for $2012 R/T
On Sale December 8-9, 2011

Contact us for more details.
1 888 344 3472
Inquiries@imptrav.com
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In recent years, the airlines most aggressive in adding luxury touches to first class have come from Asia and the Middle East, among them Cathay Pacific and Singapore Airlines. Emirates, based in Dubai, came up with personal suites for first-class passengers in 2003 and in 2008 installed two showers on its Airbus A380 planes for them.
.... But American carriers were slower to react
Airlines have engaged in a global battle for the superwealthy, offering amenities on international flights once found only on corporate jets.
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This is different.
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I thought this was hilarious and I would love to fly with them - for their humour if nothing else. (You really need to expand the post)
#hilarious #funny

Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn't take itself too seriously.

Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
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On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"
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On another flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."
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On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
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"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane."
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"Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
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As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
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After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in the Karoo, a flight attendant on a flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."
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From a Kulula employee: "Welcome aboard Kulula 271 to Port Elizabeth. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."
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"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favourite."
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Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Kulula Airlines."
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"Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."
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"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."
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And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
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Heard on Kulula 255 just after a very hard landing in Cape Town. The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."
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Overheard on a Kulula flight into Cape Town, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach, the Captain really had to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to The Mother City. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"
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Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
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An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline. He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment.
Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down?"
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After a real crusher of a landing in Johannesburg, the attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."
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Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of Kulula Airways."
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Heard on a Kulula flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing. If you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em."
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A plane was taking off from Durban Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from Durban to Cape Town. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOODNESS!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger then yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"

EDIT: I received this post in an e-mail a couple of months ago. I don't know its origin. Anyone knows?
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Intersting project!
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Spencer Tunick’s Naked Sea installation!
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President of Imperial Travel Consultants - Virtuoso member

Boutique consolidator for business and first class travel, Round the world trips, Luxury hotels and cruises.

Specializes in First and business class travel.

Helping travelers and agents worldwide with complicated itineraries.

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