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NSA Utah Data Center
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N 11600 W Saratoga Springs, UT 84045, United States
North 11600 WestUSUtahSaratoga Springs84045
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"As far as backup services go, they are top notch."
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"The backup service is terrible."
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"They stole my personal information without a warrant..."
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Dan Contilli
a week ago
This NSA data center has it all: emails, text messages, bank records, telephony metadata, spidgets (spy midgets). Built by former C&C Music Frontman Death-of-Freedom Williams, this multi-billion dollar facility holds records of every digital communication. They also x-Ray mail, utilize satellite imagery, and dig people's used toenail clippings out of the trash and put them in ziplock bags in the basement. Don't worry making a reservation. They will know when you are coming.
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Andrea Parker
a month ago
Started using the internet back in the mid-90s so I was saddened to note that the data housed here did not contain my browsing history from 1998 or so. Additionally, my non-smart phones / phones I purchased in the 90s were not tracked :( If only I had that data so that I could retrace my steps using location-based tracking and find where I lost my Pogs and Backstreet Boys CD on that hiking trip! :(
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unknwn C
a month ago
The backup service is terrible. There were severe delays before I figured out my data was uploaded successfully, and I never got the notifications. Also, I had issues retrieving my lost files. Sadly, the service seems permanent, forced, and irrevocable.
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Lab Rat
7 months ago
Wow. I went here expecting to find the world's best everything. I mean, for a couple billion bucks I could build a palace of data storage and retrieval. So I get in and find the REAL secret: the place is made from tin cans and strings! I mean I'm not kidding, here: Actual twine is running through tunnels underground. You think this place is big on the surface! That is NOTHING compared to what exists below ground. There are MILLIONS of tubes with twine leading from all over...from every direction. Technology my eye! They are limited to the speed of sound through twine! What a mess. And SOMEBODY made out like a bandit building this place......
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Sam Yeager
a month ago
I really liked it cause they took me on a tour and like showed me the cool stuff that I likd. Hahaah it was a really fun day. I wish everyday was as fun ast het one. Live love NSa
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Shawn Oswald
a week ago
It's the damnedest thing, all the information from my phone is backed up to this place but yet I can't retrieve any of it back! Go figure!!! Hell even apples massive data center is more reliable than these guys! at least I can get back some of the information I have stored there! On a more serious note, "those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither" Benjamin Franklin. Remember that 80s song by Rockwell? "Somebody's watching me"
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Tom Fox
2 months ago
This is just the most awesome group that has ever spied on me. I recommend the NSA highly when you are considering a monolithic organization to archive your private communications. Doubleplus good, brother!
Daniel Tran
9 months ago
Pretty good service!!! My computer was stolen so I bought a new laptop. I brought it over there and they restored it to its previous state. All my data is back!!! Nothing missing even the chat logs back in 2004. WOW Highly recommended!!!