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Jonquil Von Schattinger-Cotswold

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Ooh, dumpling.
Sad for you,  Kristen Adam . I realise we can't all be glamorous lovelies like myself, but must you resort to common thievery and, frankly, out-loud hilarious hyperbole to make yourself feel less common than you clearly are? Professor at London University. ...
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Darlings.  It's been a while, I know, and I'm sure you've all just been pining  for me, really.  I've been far too busy exploiting friendships, selling my soul and going back through old posts to add links so you too can buy useless shite (and I can get a c...
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