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Found out tonight that G+ is now blocked completely for reasonable use on an iPad. Guess this marks the official end of my use of it.
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It doesn't support iPad resolution. You can use it in super low rez as if you were on a giant iPhone. If on an Android tablet you could only use the android app as if you were on an android mobile phone, would you say it was "tablet compatible"?
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The bartender says "Hey, we don't serve neutrinos in here!" A neutrino walks into a bar.
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wut
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Via Twitter: "I bet if you put the Skype eng team in different locations and forced them to collaborate via Skype, shit would improve real quick."
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This woman sums it up well, and is fucking brave for doing so.
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What do looters have against iMacs?
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Listen up, cidey fans: BevMo now carries Weston's Old Rosie cloudy scrumpy cider, Henry Weston Vintage, Stowford Press, Henney's dry and Henney's still cider! All of these are delicious gluten-free, vegan-friendly drinks, and the first two are arguably the best ciders presently available to the mass market in the US.
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Right, so even with extremely low quality cheddar, I make a pretty mean cheddar beer soup. Toss in the heavy ales, malt vinegar and black pepper and you're gold with anything at least 50% better than Tillamook level. (Brits: Best-In cheddar is about 200% better than Tillamook, and that's thought to be a supremely good cheddar here, FYI).
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Why do they sell Hustler in airports? Does that mean that at some point in time, someone fapped on an airplane? Is the fap-on-plane demographic so significant, airports are just serving the demand?

I think about these things while I'm waiting to get on my plane. 
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Riot fail.
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Just noticed the latest Futurama has the heads of Inara Serra and Amelia Pond in the Head Museum.
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May 27, 1970
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Doc Splendid
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Clinical trial subject for brain transplant.
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Not the *worst* slice of pizza I've ever eaten, but bloody close to it. Despite reviews that say the crust is thin, it is EXTREMELY thick and doughy. Also bland, with a sugary, cloyingly sweet sauce, and a layer of rubber that passes for cheese. I couldn't finish even a single slice of tomato basil.
Public - 4 months ago
reviewed 4 months ago
Fun atmosphere doesn't make up for inedible food. Was hoping for a nice, greasy-spoon diner breakfast. Instead, got tough and rubbery burnt eggs and toast pre-slathered with margarine. Bon appétit, bin!
Public - 10 months ago
reviewed 10 months ago
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