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Satish Raj Pathak
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Article Writer on Management Subjects, Teacher, Student, Father, Husband, Thinker (Only I think so) --- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Article Writer on Management Subjects, Teacher, Student, Father, Husband, Thinker (Only I think so) --- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

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Give me an Excuse

A fellow bought a new Mercedes on the Christmas eve and was out on the highway
for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he
decided to open her up.

As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further.

The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him.

"What in the heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the
end of my shift and it's Christmas eve. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving
that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her
back!" "Have a nice Christmas," said the officer.

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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

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Shit ! that's some serious nose
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A friend's son broke his arm and while visiting him in the hospital I gave his doctor my standard "Are you a doctor I'd trust or not" quiz.

Me: Doc, what is an EKG?
Doc K: It's an Electrocardiograph
Me: Oh. Well what is an EEG?
Doc K: That is an Electroencephalograph
Me: Good to know. What is an EGG?
Doc K: hmm, I'm not sure I know what that is.
Me: C'mon doc, it's an egg!
Doc K: ::laugh:: good one you got me!

Doc K passed the laugh at self test. Do you prefer a doctor that is cerebral and serious or one that is cerebral yet can dish out the funny?

Ultimate Love Letter…

(By a Programmer... )
Sweetheart ,
I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I`ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.
My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.
You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.
Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never experienced before.*/
With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I'll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life.
Also don`t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I`ll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage .
I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail.
And its all but certain that if
this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox. Error free...
Regards,
Software Programmer
Today This company
Tomorrow That Company
But always want ur company!
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