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David Butler
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Lives in Provo, Utah
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Just because I'm handsome doesn't mean I'm a spambot.
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Returns... filed.  Rage... subsiding.  Hulk sleep now.
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6yo: "You sound like Grandpa."

Me: "You mean wise?"

6yo: "I mean you sound wrinkly."
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This house came with both a grove AND a serpent. I know what comes next.
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The desert I live in blooms white and purple; the hills are green but a moment while the mountains are still robed with snow. This is Utah. 
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And that's why I don't live there any more. I need green around me all the time. 
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This is New Jersey. Of COURSE you can get a spray-on tan.
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Reviewing last year's tax receipts. Apparently I eat at lots of churrascarias and gas stations.
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11yo in Cafe Rio: "There's a lot of cops in here, Dad.  They have tasers.  I wonder if they're here for a reason."

Me: "Oh, I know they are."

11yo with big eyes: "Really?  What do they want?"

Me: "Burritos."
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In which we discover that the previous owners appear not to have cleaned out the tank of the water softener. Ever. 
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"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia meets Inspector Gadget meets Spongebob Squarepants, if written by an ironic H.P. Lovecraft."
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Novelist; Consultant; Trainer
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I write, I teach, I speak
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  • Acumen Learning
    Senior Consultant, 3 - present
    I teach business acumen to employees of large corporations.
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I write speculative fiction. I teach business acumen. I have some experience with the law.
Introduction
Amazon Vine Reviewer (anyone else out there?), Home Recording Artist, Gamer, Filk Lover.  Author of Rock Band Fights Evil, City of the Saints, Crecheling, and The Kidnap Plot (forthcoming, Knopf 2016).
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Provo, Utah
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Eagle, Idaho - London - New York City - Charlottesville, Virginia - Haslemere, Surrey - Farnham, Surrey - New Canaan, Connecticut - New Brunswick, New Jersey - Ithaca, New York - Chicago, Illinois - Salt Lake City, Utah - Brooktondale, New York - Milan, Italy - Monza, Italy - Genova, Italy -
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Shopkeeper, 72, will not face charges over florist raid death - Telegraph
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An elderly shopkeeper, Cecil Coley, who stabbed to death a burglar in Manchester will not face charges, as prosecutors reassured homeowne

Collings Notes: Functional Creation: John H. Walton’s THE LOST WORLD OF ...
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First, thanks where thanks are due: I was introduced to John H. Walton's study of the worldview of Genesis 1 by means of D. John Butler&

“He Said, She Said”—Speech Tags in Narrative | JournalStone
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Oh, no. Not another article on speech tags. Why? Perhaps the best reason to talk about dialogue attribution is that when used inappropriatel

Creative Writing: Description Prompt
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Description Prompt. (Hope you like it, Cori ;D Thanks for the challenge~) -------------- His eyelids fought to open against the drug-induced

Creative Writing: Cold Blooded - Draft 1
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Cold Blooded - Draft 1. THIS IS MY FIRST DRAFT. It is very rough and I know that it's bad and has many revisions to go but I figured tha

April Theme, "There's a Unicorn in my Rainbow", by Platte F. Clark
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April is a happening month. I'm not saying that just because my birthday is on April 1st. Here's what it's like being born on Ap

42wd Publishing: Pace Yourself - And Your Reader
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The book I'm reading right now has me thinking about pacing. It's a fiction novel with a historian as the main character. The writin

42wd Publishing: 42wd Publishing Sometimes Daily News
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Tombstone with the words The Web is Dead on it. I don't plan on doing a year in review, I don't plan on doing a 2012 prediction, and

42wd Publishing: Singin' the Rough Draft Blues
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237 pages When December 1 came around, I promised myself I would give it until January to start the edits. The thing is a beast: it's 23

Wizards Duel Painting by Jeff Brimley - Wizards Duel Fine Art Prints and...
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Wizards Duel Painting by Jeff Brimley - Wizards Duel Fine Art Prints and Posters for Sale

Featured New Book: Devil Sent the Rain by DJ Butler » West of Mars
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I met DJ Butler not too long ago, when he dropped into my inbox. A mutual friend had suggested we hook up, and let me tell you, I owe that m

D.J. Butler, HELLHOUND ON MY TRAIL (ROCK BAND FIGHTS EVIL, I)
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In more ways than one, that response seems eminently suitable for Butler's Hellhound on My Trail as well. It is a story that never gives

Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich Washing Pots in Prison, Looking For...
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EXCLUSIVE: Ever since Rod Blagojevich reported to prison, it's as if he vanished. But FOX Chicago News has learned exclusively that Illinois

E-Tales Read Lately
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I'm gonna repost here the review I put on amazon (on my wife's account) This short story is an excellent introduction into Charles G

On Writing Reviews
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For me, a review has a single purpose: To impel the reader to the book. If the reader has not yet read the work in question, the review shou

Have You Seen This? Great BYU prank |
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Some BYU students get high praise for one of the best pranks you have likely ever seen.

The Legend Thief (A Summary)
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The blog tour is in full swing. A big thanks to Dave Butler Writes for kicking things off yesterday! If you want the gory details about the

Literary R&R: Guest Reviewer Sarah Reviews: Hellhound on My Trail (R...
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Heaven doesn't want them. Do they stand a chance in Hell? Bass player Mike Archuleta is down on his luck in a major way. The shattered s

At last, it can be told. « NATHAN SHUMATE
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I haven't been updating my progress on my novel Black Tears, mainly because I haven't made any progress. Updates here on the blog ar

Collings Notes: Context Counts--D. John Butler Explores the Book of Mormon
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Nephi's small plates are a time capsule from the sixth century B.C., containing a “loser's eye view” of religion that strongly contr