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Would all of reality unravel if chuck Norris round house kicked the universe?

Could Chuck Norris roundhouse kick so fast the he kicks himself. If he were able to, would he die and if he could, would he immediately revive because even death is afraid of Chuck Norris?

Could Chuck Norris create a boulder so strong that even Chuck Norris couldn't destroy with his round house kick?
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In other reddits. This happens.

Via http://i.imgur.com/hdTXHVg.gif

Story: http://imgur.com/gallery/xEqaUQA
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I'm just glad that studios are finally giving Scifi another shot. I just hope that eventually, they'll find some books and adapt them to film as well. There are just so many books that are really awesome that tell a great story. The best movies are one where the characters grow and have conflict.

I don't believe every book needs to be adapted 100%. There are some parts in stories that just don't translate well. I like the 70s and 80s in that they tried different things and there are a lot of stories from the 70s and 80s that would make for great movies.
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I loled at the "20 years" bit when showing the Oculus Rift being bought by Facebook. Good news Sony is making their own.
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I thought Lee Newton was Alex Borstein (not an insult) with blonde hair. So glad that mystery is solved. Now I can sleep. I would have gone crazy for a few minutes, then I would have grown bored. Probably would have slept like a baby regardless of whether I found out come to think of it.

What is with all of the awkward moments on SourceFed? I understand the feeling. I am in the same situation whenever I'm around a group of people and talk for any moderate length of time. People are super sensitive about stuff.
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I need to make sure I go to either an anime conference or comic conference that takes place in Kansas City. If there is a WordCamp in Kansas City, then I may go to that.

Also, I need to see Wicked.

I'm in Kansas City and I've done nothing cool. Also, bands and some local authors go to things as well. I would love to see Jim Butcher, if he still does local events. Or any small or big names. Writing is crazy hard and just getting published, I think, is an accomplishment.

Yeah, sure, there are shitty self published books, but those books are still decent. Some are even Tor Books level, in my opinion. Probably not given the big names and level those authors are at. Still would be cool to see someone who has been published. See what their thought processes and how they reform ideas.
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Mushi-shi truly is the darkest timeline. Man, I never feel more depressed than when I watch that show. First season was so hard to get through. It truly does put the world in perspective. What did that one comedian say, "Life sucks and then you die" or something.

Guess I have to watch the second season, even though there really isn't a plot. The episodic nature does go well. It is like Outer Limits or other like shows, except the main character is in most episodes.
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I wish people who did reviews knew what they were talking about. It sucks reading a review and screaming at the screen.

I think the biggest problem I have with a few reviews is that they don't realize the audience the movie is playing towards. If a movie is supposed to be a stupid fun movie, then you do a disservice by reviewing it as if you were expecting a serious drama.

Well, they probably realize the audience and just don't care. I mean, I knew Jack and Jill was going to be a turd, so I didn't watch it. If I had to review that piece of shit, I would probably mock not only the movie, but mock the audience that would make the movie at least 30 million.

The people that went to see Jack and Jill and made it successful make it sad for really good movies that potentially wouldn't be made. 
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Damn USPS decided to send my package to Puerto Rico after shipping it to Kansas City, where I am at. I heard stories, but I didn't realize it would happen to me.

I started becoming worried after they shipped the package from Kansas City, KS to Missouri then didn't receive a word for several days. I'm hoping their fuck up doesn't require additional postage because I'm not paying shit.

Sure that will probably mean I won't get the package, but I think it is dumb to have shitty logistical programs.
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Sometimes I wonder if I really should post a comment. The answer is always no.
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    Programmer, 2012 - present
  • Branson Tourism Center, LLC
    Programmer, 2007 - 2012
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Worked on WordPress for a while. Mostly fixed bugs, introduced bugs, crazy amounts of inline documentation and created the HTTP API within WordPress. Please don't ask me about the HTTP API, I don't maintain anything in WordPress anymore, least of all the HTTP API. The community maintains it now.

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"That Guy"
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I had the tuna sandwich and muffaletta sandwich (half). I also had the house pasta salad. It was excellent! The meats are Boar's Head, which, you can purchase by the slice. The bread, well, I didn't know you had a choice, is hard and tube shape. The half sandwich is small. Most places the muffuletta is packed with meat, but either the half has less meat overall, or they don't put a whole lot. Not a complaint, but keep that in mind. Was it worth the $5 per sandwich? Yes. It was far better than a 5 dollar footlong. I was looking for a place like this as well as Boar's Head deli. This place has both. Fantastic! Check them out if you want very well done Italian.
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