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Allie Brosh
Draw-writer, internet adventurer
Draw-writer, internet adventurer
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Whenever someone on Google+ mentions being "circled," I picture them surrounded by sharks or wolves or something. It's a very predatory term for the acceptance of virtual friendship.

Everyone, I have made a discovery:

Plastic hipster glasses are extremely useful in at least one capacity.

I was riding my bike home one night, and I kept getting bugs in my eyes, but I couldn't put on my sunglasses because it was dark and I wouldn't have been able to see anything. I started thinking "I wish they made clear glasses, but without vision-corrective properties..." Just as I was seriously considering repurposing my ski goggles, I remembered that hipster glasses exist.

I am pleased to report that my hypothesis was correct and plastic hipster glasses function perfectly as nighttime-bike-riding bug guards. Ski goggles also work, but they will make your face sweaty.

Okay, back to work. I just wanted to post something here to let everyone know that I'm not dead. However, I can't fully rule out the possibility that I'm a zombie or a ghost, so maybe I'm lying. What I'm trying to say is that I may or may not be dead, but I am still able to use a computer.

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