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Allie Brosh
Works at Hyperbole and a Half
Attended University of Montana
Lives in Bend, Oregon
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Whenever someone on Google+ mentions being "circled," I picture them surrounded by sharks or wolves or something. It's a very predatory term for the acceptance of virtual friendship.
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BWAHAHHAAA....(and I liked Tori Amos before you were even born.....and I am STILL CIRCLING YOU....nice like tho.)
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Okay, back to work. I just wanted to post something here to let everyone know that I'm not dead. However, I can't fully rule out the possibility that I'm a zombie or a ghost, so maybe I'm lying. What I'm trying to say is that I may or may not be dead, but I am still able to use a computer.
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Phew! Well that's a relief. X3
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Oregon is pretty almost no matter where you live. . . Even in dry Bend! I'd love to go there, often I get near when I'm visiting grandparents, but have never managed it... ;; And I'm only a few hours away!
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Pretty! 
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I fell twice or thrice when I sat on one at chandigarh, India.
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Everyone, I have made a discovery:

Plastic hipster glasses are extremely useful in at least one capacity.

I was riding my bike home one night, and I kept getting bugs in my eyes, but I couldn't put on my sunglasses because it was dark and I wouldn't have been able to see anything. I started thinking "I wish they made clear glasses, but without vision-corrective properties..." Just as I was seriously considering repurposing my ski goggles, I remembered that hipster glasses exist.

I am pleased to report that my hypothesis was correct and plastic hipster glasses function perfectly as nighttime-bike-riding bug guards. Ski goggles also work, but they will make your face sweaty.
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Random question: what are the real names of the simple dog and helper dog?
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"Kick-ass comedy bot" is an awesome phrase. C'mon, Allie, DRAW YOURSELF AS A KICK-ASS COMEDY BOT! (my screaming it in caps should help her see this)
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Thank you for being an author who lives in Bend too! I know its creepy but I one day dream of being your friend. Something creepy likely happens to you because weird things happen to you. I am weird too! We can be best friends. I live in Bend.
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It's kinda flattish .. And brown... See where I am it's very hilly and green.. Some advantages to that if your green or trying to hide.. Hills tend to make hiking excruciating and block out the stars at the edges.. But then flat and brown is great for star watching .. Especially if your trying to hide and your say .. A brown type animal.. Like a Deer... 
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I want to go there now.
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Tagline
Draw-writer, internet adventurer
Introduction
I like sharks and some styles of music.
Education
  • University of Montana
  • Sandpoint High School
  • Sanpoint Waldorf School
Basic Information
Gender
Female
Other names
Alexandra, Professor Burrito
Work
Occupation
Draw-writer
Employment
  • Hyperbole and a Half
    I draw pictures and write words on the internet, present
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Currently
Bend, Oregon
Previously
Sandpoint, Idaho - Missoula, Montana - Hamilton, Montana - Auburn, California