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Allie Brosh
Works at Hyperbole and a Half
Attended University of Montana
Lives in Bend, Oregon
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Whenever someone on Google+ mentions being "circled," I picture them surrounded by sharks or wolves or something. It's a very predatory term for the acceptance of virtual friendship.
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I found you, and now I shall circle you. Mehehehe. <-- raspy cackle, e.g. those that are heard in children's fairy tales, the ones about the old ugly witches trying to unsuccessfully roast the little germbags alive for some delightfully delectable dinner feast. 



What I mean to say is, I find your works-- after a first encounter of "what-eez-thees? eez raazher strangze"-- very, very inspiring, enjoyable, and much appreciated. For that, I will immerse myself further into your life by adding you to my circles- i.e. following; I don't know you so I can't have you as an acquaintance- and watch in awe as more and more works gradually spiral out of your ingenious and fascinating brain. 


Btw, your drawings are so insightful and just so accurate in their depiction of things. How you have talented such a capture of beauty, I shall never know.



Sorry if I'm freaking you out. If you really have read this, just know the greatest tears the heavens have ever known have fallen down the face of one of your most.....I'm failing at words- this unceasing rant is dislodging the connection between my brain and intelligent language...anyway, one of your most devoted fans. 
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Are you going to do a book signing in Portland?
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I typed something in the type-y box again!
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Laryn, you just typed in one!!!
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That is a very friendly rat.
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Everyone, I have made a discovery:

Plastic hipster glasses are extremely useful in at least one capacity.

I was riding my bike home one night, and I kept getting bugs in my eyes, but I couldn't put on my sunglasses because it was dark and I wouldn't have been able to see anything. I started thinking "I wish they made clear glasses, but without vision-corrective properties..." Just as I was seriously considering repurposing my ski goggles, I remembered that hipster glasses exist.

I am pleased to report that my hypothesis was correct and plastic hipster glasses function perfectly as nighttime-bike-riding bug guards. Ski goggles also work, but they will make your face sweaty.
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I got a snake mang.
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My rat Lizard was shocked by the overwhelming tastiness of tomatoes.
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I never thought I would say a rat was cute ( form previous encounters)
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I typed something in the type-y box!
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Ummm.... Okay????
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thats cute
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Tagline
Draw-writer, internet adventurer
Introduction
I like sharks and some styles of music.
Education
  • University of Montana
  • Sandpoint High School
  • Sanpoint Waldorf School
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Gender
Female
Other names
Alexandra, Professor Burrito
Work
Occupation
Draw-writer
Employment
  • Hyperbole and a Half
    I draw pictures and write words on the internet, present
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Currently
Bend, Oregon
Previously
Sandpoint, Idaho - Missoula, Montana - Hamilton, Montana - Auburn, California