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Allie Brosh
Works at Hyperbole and a Half
Attended University of Montana
Lives in Bend, Oregon
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Whenever someone on Google+ mentions being "circled," I picture them surrounded by sharks or wolves or something. It's a very predatory term for the acceptance of virtual friendship.
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Wolves
The connotation is accurate
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Okay, back to work. I just wanted to post something here to let everyone know that I'm not dead. However, I can't fully rule out the possibility that I'm a zombie or a ghost, so maybe I'm lying. What I'm trying to say is that I may or may not be dead, but I am still able to use a computer.
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Look at yourself in a mirror? Maybe you'll look a little tiny bit different?
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Как тебя зовут меня зовут злата
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Pretty! 
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I fell twice or thrice when I sat on one at chandigarh, India.
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I miss Oregon
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Everyone, I have made a discovery:

Plastic hipster glasses are extremely useful in at least one capacity.

I was riding my bike home one night, and I kept getting bugs in my eyes, but I couldn't put on my sunglasses because it was dark and I wouldn't have been able to see anything. I started thinking "I wish they made clear glasses, but without vision-corrective properties..." Just as I was seriously considering repurposing my ski goggles, I remembered that hipster glasses exist.

I am pleased to report that my hypothesis was correct and plastic hipster glasses function perfectly as nighttime-bike-riding bug guards. Ski goggles also work, but they will make your face sweaty.
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I got a snake mang.
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Who?
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This is beautiful!
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I went to Oregon just this summer. I saw Portland.
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I want to go there now.
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Is that.. you?
Wow i feel like herp asking that.
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Tagline
Draw-writer, internet adventurer
Introduction
I like sharks and some styles of music.
Education
  • University of Montana
  • Sandpoint High School
  • Sanpoint Waldorf School
Basic Information
Gender
Female
Other names
Alexandra, Professor Burrito
Work
Occupation
Draw-writer
Employment
  • Hyperbole and a Half
    I draw pictures and write words on the internet, present
Places
Map of the places this user has livedMap of the places this user has livedMap of the places this user has lived
Currently
Bend, Oregon
Previously
Sandpoint, Idaho - Missoula, Montana - Hamilton, Montana - Auburn, California