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John Ursel
Works at The United States Army
Attended Rochester Institute of Technology
Lived in Conesus, New York
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I've discovered that the art of writing government papers is not so much in saying something new or compelling, but being able to plagarize from multiple sources and rearranging them into saying something that is more or less adequate.
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Man I need a gubmint jeorb.

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My brother knows me all too well, it seems. 
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Sean McManus, ladies and gentleman. A fine piece of work, and a brilliant gift idea from your oft-berated brother.

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"In the olden days (Pershing era) the system used to be very inflexible. Now it's very generous. To be considered at the Colonel promotion board, your only qualification is to be able to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide."
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Guy: You must play poker, Commander.
Riker: Poker... is that a game of some sort?
Me: Wait, doesn't Riker play poker all the time?
Riker grins
Me: Oh, Riker, you sly dog.

I love this stupid show.
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Man I really hope POGs still exist in the future. They're comin' back, I tells yah
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How come everyone always looks so god damn dapper in the olden days?
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I love that picture of the painters hanging out on the wires. That would give a modern day safety officer an embolism 

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DogsWillBark: Maybe the US army should produce a gun that shoots gladiuses.
DogsWillBark: So that our enemies can die with honor.
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FO: New Vegas has an easter egg related to a truly terrible piece of internet history, and if not for the FO wiki, I never would have caught it. Clock of Zybourne? Geesh.
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I hadn't seen half of that Johnny fanart before

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Man, future war systems are so cool. Very soon every soldier will have a uniform that can detect and apply pressure to wounds and automatically detect and counteract nerve agents/toxins; helmet mounted displays with satellite/drone imagery that will coordinate strikes and display mission objectives; personnel carriers with electromagnetic armor; metal exoskeletons to increase strength and endurance; robot surveillance designed to mimic hummingbirds... and a bunch of other weird sci-fi shit. The American Soldier is literally becoming a Space Marine.
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Had to leave a reason for you to come back!
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  • The United States Army
    Program Analyst, 2008 - present
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  • Rochester Institute of Technology
    Public Policy, 2004 - 2008
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