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Madam ji, our Chopper scam is exposed. 
Media is making nuisance.
Kya karu? 

Sonia Gandhi : 2,5 Balst Kara Do Sub Bhul Jayege India Wale

11=20
12=31
13=42
14=53
18=97
than
20=?
answer fast..
IF U FIND ONE ANS U R BRILLIANT...!!
bt if find both with reason
U R GENIOUS...!!!

People say..
When you are in love,
every thing seems
beautiful...
but
I say
When u r truly in love,
U can't find anything
more beautiful
than your love... :) ♥

Feel Proud to be an INDIAN ♥ ♥

Akshay Kumar dialogue in Namaste London when he is talking to the British man at the party and he talks about India's achievement.

Mr PringIe, he'd Iike to teII you
something about India...

When we greet one another,
we foId our hands in namastey...

because we beIieve...

that God resides in the heart
of every human being.

We come from a nation where we aIIow
a Iady of CathoIic origin...

to step aside for a Sikh
to be sworn in as Prime Minister...

to a MusIim President to govern
a nation of over 80 percent Hindus.

It may aIso interest you
to know that...

many of the origins to your words
come from Sanskrit.

For exampIe,
maatr becomes mother...

bhratr becomes brother,
giamiti becomes geometry

trikonniti becomes trigonometry.

We have 5600 newspapers...

magazines in over twenty-one
different Languages...

with a combined readership
of over 120 miIIion.

We have reached the moon and back,
but yet...

you people still feel that we've onIy
reached as far as the Indian rope trick

We are the third largest pool in the word
of doctors, engineers
and scientists.

Maybe your grandfather
didn't teII you that...

we have the third Iargest army
in the worId.

And even then, I foId my hands
in humiIity before you...

because we don't beIieve we are
above or beneath any individuaI.

And...

namastey. :)

‎"Generally v blieve our memory is weak. 
Bt whn v wnt 2 4get sum1 v loved a lot
”Tab lagta hai jaise puri duniya k kaaju badaam humne hi kha liye ho”;)=))

LOVE STORY :-

1 ladka 1 ladki ko bahut pyar karta tha

1 Din wo himmat kar ke uss ke pass gya aur bola :-

Boy :- Hi
Girl :-Hi

Boy :- How are you?
Girl :- I m fine and u ?

Boy :- Me too F9
Mujhe tumse kuchh kehna tha

Girl :- Haan Bolo
Boy:-I like u do u like me

Girl:- no. no
Boy:- I Love You Very Much. You are My World.
Girl :- sorry I hate u

Ladka Rone lagta hai aur wahan se chala jaata hai

Ladki Use Ignore Karke 2 dino baad Study ke liye wahan se door Chali jaati hai
.
Ladka Uski Yaad me man hi man mein udaas Rahne laga

par duniya ke samne joothi muskan liye man hi man me us ladki ki yad mein hi rahata tha

24 Hours us ladki ki yaado mein
duba rehta hai

1 Din uska friend uske ghar aata hai
Jab use maloom hua ki uske friend ke haalat us ladki ki wajah se hui to usne usse puchha

Friend :-"Jab Wo Tumhe Pyar Nahi Karti to tum use kyu pyar karta ho?
Tumhe aur koi chahne wali mil jaayegi.


Tab Ladke Ne Jo Answer Diya
Usse uski frnd Ki aankhe niche ho gayi

Ladke Ne Bola :-

"HASEEL KARKE TO HAR KOI PYAR KAR SAKTA HAI
MAGAR
KHOKAR BHI KISI KO CHAHNA HI ASLI PYAR HAI''
moral-LOVE STORY :-

1 ladka 1 ladki ko bahut pyar karta tha

1 Din wo himmat kar ke uss ke pass gya aur bola :-

Boy :- Hi
Girl :-Hi

Boy :- How are you?
Girl :- I m fine and u ?

Boy :- Me too F9
Mujhe tumse kuchh kehna tha

Girl :- Haan Bolo
Boy:-I like u do u like me

Girl:- no. no
Boy:- I Love You Very Much. You are My World.
Girl :- sorry I hate u

Ladka Rone lagta hai aur wahan se chala jaata hai

Ladki Use Ignore Karke 2 dino baad Study ke liye wahan se door Chali jaati hai
.
Ladka Uski Yaad me man hi man mein udaas Rahne laga

par duniya ke samne joothi muskan liye man hi man me us ladki ki yad mein hi rahata tha

24 Hours us ladki ki yaado mein
duba rehta hai

1 Din uska friend uske ghar aata hai
Jab use maloom hua ki uske friend ke haalat us ladki ki wajah se hui to usne usse puchha

Friend :-"Jab Wo Tumhe Pyar Nahi Karti to tum use kyu pyar karta ho?
Tumhe aur koi chahne wali mil jaayegi.


Tab Ladke Ne Jo Answer Diya
Usse uski frnd Ki aankhe niche ho gayi

Ladke Ne Bola :-

"HASEEL KARKE TO HAR KOI PYAR KAR SAKTA HAI
MAGAR
KHOKAR BHI KISI KO CHAHNA HI ASLI PYAR HAI''

Boy:"Aaj accident hua,uff
Marte- Marte bacha hu..
.
Dad:"Tumhari hi galti hogi..
.
Maa:"Beta thik to ho na.. ??
.
Sis:"Bhai kahi chot to nahi aayi.. ??
.
Bro:"Yaar dhayan se chalayakar..
.
Lover:"Tumhe mera Jara bhi khayal nahi..
&
Friend:"
.?
.?
Ohh shit yaar..TEHRVI ke Laddu Milte-Milte reh gaye...:p:O :D

Moral:"Dost hote hi kamine hai.. :p

Give importance to all relationships much more than ur ego,

but not more than ur selfrespect........!

‎6 Negatives lines ,with positive
meanings....
1.Money can't buy happiness, but its
more
comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a
cycle :D .
2.Forgive your enemy, but remember
the
bastard's name:D .
3.Help a man when he is in trouble
and he will remember you
when he is in trouble again/:) .
4.Many people are alive only becoz
its illegal to shoot them(n) .
5.Alcohol doesn't solve any problem,
but
neither does juice** .
6.Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke,
doesn't mean you'll never die...!! <C>

kuchh pathar me phool khil jate hai..
Kuchh anjane bhi apne ho jate hai..
Iss kaatil duniya me kuchh lash ko kafan bhi naseeb nhi hoti....
To kuchh lash pe Taj Mahal ban jate hai. . .=-?
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