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I learned guitar to this soundtrack.
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Raymond terrace bigw had these marked down on the weekend to $350 from $450. wantz!
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Drawn at work, colored today.
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Merry Christmas to all. La De Da, don't die and be nice to people. Say hi to your mom for me!
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Nicely recorded. Sums it up. Can I have a copy?
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This prompted me to listen to disturbed. And ah... Oh, my... this video fits all too well. You just have to love humor that rings true. Now I am disturbed (the band should be proud)
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Evening about these is expired. But I cannot stop watching this filth. 
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I serve beer to drunkards...... I do not like it when you break the law in my bar, why do you get offended when I try to uphold the laws you know you are breaking and have no respect for me and my area when you yourself demand my respect, yet insist I turn a blind eye to your constant ignorance for the rules in which you accept when entering my area of legal designation?
FUCK OFF YOU DRUNK CUNT!
NO I WILL NOT SERVE YOU MORE BEER!
FUCK OFF!
That one nice guy that buys my ridiculously overpriced beer just to make sure I am busy enough to not notice you have illegal take away beverages in my non-take away licenced area is not nice enough for me to actually notice all his cheap ass cunty mates drinking non legitimate beverages in an area unable to accept the legal requirements that you guys are cheap CUNTS....FUCK OFF. STOP BEING CHEAP ASS KIWIS! FUCK.
I'm not racist, but every day I see racial stereotypes meeting the generalisations of their stereotypes in total perfection that I cant even call them whatever they may be because its racist!

Aboriginals scumming a 'dollar'......"got a dollar bro?"
Kiwis asking for beer with no head....and I quote....."If I wanted ice cream, I'd go to an ice cream shop".....insert kiwi accent...
fuck..... FUCK!!
White cunts asking (and I'm white) for take aways, after asking me if I do that and reading it on my pricing list, NO TAKE AWAYS!!!!!!
"Do you do take aways?" Surprisingly,,,,,...... NO
CAn I have a bottle of.....then?
NO FUCK OFF!
FUCK
Clerks is an excellent movie that shows the stupidity of the sheeple. Im frunk and my rant is near a conclusion. but FUCK!
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Don't hold back Kaptain,
tell us how you really feel :)
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