'Sitch' is an interesting way to say situation. I've noticed it can be a colloquialism however I didn't even think about the truncated version you use when you're spelling it phonetically. Words are fun.
I'm glad i live in a house. I'm glad I have food and water everyday. I'm glad I catch myself before starting text messages conversations with people by using references to their most recent Twitter status updates.
"As for the accusations that our push for military aid in an already war scarred region to fight a cause we're not sure is a problem" said a spokesmen for Invisible Children before trailing off, running out of the studio while diving into a sewer in a stream of profanities.
I just wanna start running and keep on running until my legs giveaway. Then I'll crawl until my hands and knees are scarped raw and a mess. When this happens, I'll simply fall. At the end of my fall, when I can no longer move, I will scream until my lungs collapse. Then, when even breathing is impossible, I'll relax.