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Jamie Wasserman
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4 Romantic Gestures Killed by Technology
Romance is dead and, for once, it wasn't killed by my stained boxer shorts and "complete and utter disregard for everyone except myself."  This time, the culprit is technology. That portable phone/computer/camera/bottle opener you carry  around in your pock...

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5 Things They Don't Tell You on Thrift Hunters
While channel surfing the other day, the batteries in my remote suddenly died leaving my television stranded on Spike TV, the network whose motto is 'We're still on the air, you guys.' This is the driving equivalent of running out of gas in that sketchy are...

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5 Classic Songs Ruined by the Movies
Movies and music go together like peanut butter and an over-heated sheep. That's not how the saying goes? There's something deeply wrong with me? Well, that's an article for another day. Today's topic is the seemingly blissful marriage of classic songs with...

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5 Terrible Early Versions of Famous Songs
Genius does not emerge fully formed like Athena springing from Zeus' head. For example, it took me 16 drafts to come up with that opening line. The original draft looked like this: Writing is hard. And then I went to the kitchen to make a bagel and ended up...

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5 Movies You Didn't Know Were Based on Comic Books
Marvel recently released its three year plan to take over the movie box office (and then the world!). And why not? The collective gross on the X-men franchise alone out-earned most of the members of the United Nations. As a result, everyone is releasing com...

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What I Learned from Selling My Ouija Board on Ebay
In my continuing attempt to sell everything in my house not bolted down to further my fancy hat collection, I decided to list our vintage Ouija board on Ebay.  For those that have been spent the last 50 years either under a rock or in a correctional institu...

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So You're Crazy? A Quick Guide to Understanding Mental Illness
So you've just been told you're crazy. And by a professional this time and not just the receptionist in the office who has no interest in going hot air ballooning with you this or any other weekend. There are some important things you should know on your ro...

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5 Giant-Sized Versions of Your Worst Nightmares
Yesterday, the spider puppy crawled out of the depths of the South American rainforest and click-clacked through the leafy undergrowth into our hearts. If it weren't for the venomous and near-lethal bite, I'd give you kisses all over. Yes I would! Yes I wou...

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6 Dog Costumes That Tell the World You're a Horrible Person
So apparently there are some people who think it's just adorable to dress their pets up in costumes for Halloween. And who am I to judge those people or tell them that what they're doing is wr--oh, who am I kidding? This is abhorrent behavior, people. Dress...
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