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The Zombie Translator helps facilitate communication between humans and the undead.
The Zombie Translator helps facilitate communication between humans and the undead.

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Our Triumph

English: If the biological functions causing our condition are naturally superior to how we were before, then natural morality requires our eventual triumph.

Zombie: Rrrrrr ara mrrRRRrRrR URRRrRrRr GgGrRrR Orr rraaAaaAa gRr orrrRrrrR MmmRRrRR nuurg uUUUhHhH Ooooo ggrr GRrrrR Orrr MmRrrRR rAAAAAAA GgRRrRRr ORR MMmMrrRr RrRAAaa!!

http://zombietranslator.net/t/ZB5OP27
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Moral Culpability

English: I just thought of something, is our current situation one of agency? And if we possess no agency what's our moral culpability?

Zombie: Ooo Orrr ggrrrRr Rrrrrr rrrraAaaA Gggg ORR MmMrRrr RraAAAAAA ### Rrrrrr RaAAAA ssRr Rrrrrr Ooooo gGgrRrR ara rRrAAa uUHHhH Gggg oRR mrRRr rRrRrrrAaaA!!

http://zombietranslator.net/t/wkO5kvz
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Millennials

English: This isn't working, all these millennials have been practicing these scenarios their whole lives.
Zombie: arrraaa Gggg orR gggGgRr araa araaaaa uuRrRRRRRRR Grrr gGRr ggGgGrRRRR aaraa uURrrrrRR OooRR mRRRr uRrRR!!

http://zombietranslator.net/t/W6z78PR
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An Observation about Race

English: I'm not racist, and when did you get so PC, Doug? We both know Indians taste like curry, and white people usually taste like Xanax, it's an observation not racism.

Zombie: Ooo Gggg OrR MRRRRR ssRR uuuhHh gRR ORr Ahh Ooooo Rrrr RaAa Ooooo araa GRRR rrRraAa Rrraa GRrr rRAaA srrR MrRrR uUUUrR oOrrRrR MMmrr ggRr rRaaa Ooooo Gggg ara rRrRAAaAaaa orr raaaAa!!

http://zombietranslator.net/t/EAl7590
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It's Nice to have Meaning

English: Have any of you wondered what we are all doing here? Oh right, eating brains, sorry I got confused for a second, it's all about eating brains. Whew, it's nice to have meaning.

Zombie: RraA araaaa Rrrrrr orR ggrrrRrR uuUuhhH Ooooo grR oRr gGRRR oRRr Rrrr ORRRR GgGrrr BBRRAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSS mmrrr Ooo grR gGggrrRR gRR ara mRRrrR Ooooo Gggg araa gGRrr gGgGrr BRRAIIIINNSSS raAA Ooooo Gggg MmrR nuurg aahh rRAaAAa!!

http://zombietranslator.net/t/4opBVQ5
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Fat and Ugly

English: Yeah we just got back from Vegas, it was just a big buffet. But most of the food was fat and ugly, or just packed with MSG.

Zombie: rrAa Ooooo ooRr gRR gGrr rRaAa Ooooo gRR OoRR ara mRr rAaAAAA sRrr MmrR Rrrrrr arraa RaAa gRR MRR ssrR OoRR srrr ORrR gRRRRr GRRr rAa!!

http://zombietranslator.net/t/zVVJxJd
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Katrina all over again

English: Ha, government was so busy convincing everyone it wasn't the only real threat, they never bothered to do what they were supposed to. It's Katrina all over again.

Zombie: Rrrr rAaaAaAaAa GRR Ooooo MRrR rrrRRRRaAa rrRRrraA Ooooo GRR oRr ara mrRR mRRr rRAaAA OORR oOrrR GGGGrRrR nuurg Aaaaa uUhhhH OrRr GgrR GGrrrRrr Ooooo Gggg RaAaaAa araaa ggrr orrrR!!

http://zombietranslator.net/t/Ok9elXd
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Zombie Civil Rights

English: As a zombie rights activist I'm not comfortable with how we are portrayed in the media, our hunger for brains is our natural right.
Zombie: Rrrrrr ara RaAAAa uRrRRr GggGrrRr Ooo Gggg ORR mMmRRRRrrRr GrRr uUuhhhh Ooooo GrR GGgrRrrrR Rrrrrr araa UUUrR orr RrrRAA GRR brraaiiiiiiinnnss Gggg orr mMrRRRr rAaaA!!

http://zombietranslator.net/t/jJBGv3n
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