The following is based on a real conversation.
Me : Look. I’m not an expert. But you should see a shrink. Maybe you have ADHD, maybe something else. But you’re f**ked if you don’t do something about it now. At least if you get a diagnosis, you’ll get some medication.
Him : Yeah. I know. You’re right.
Me : I’m not trying to be a prick. I’m telling you something’s wrong. But now that you know, you can’t pretend you don’t know. Look. The past is don...