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How does a unix program know it needs to go to the bathroom? SIGURG.

How does a unix program tell when the Bulbous Bouffant song has ended? SIGBUS.

How do unix programs on SWAT teams start all their activites? SIGHUP.

How does a unix program know that The Beastie Boys have arrived? SIGILL.

In college, who keeps testing unix programs to see how they're doing? SIGPROF, especially just before SIGTERM.

What signal do M.C. Hammer's unix programs ignore?  SIGQUIT; in fact, they get scheduled after SIGSTOP.

How does Mario connect unix programs that are in different worlds? SIGPIPE.

When the little white terrier named Snowy or Milou uses unix, what keeps leaving him to wait around?  SIGTTIN.

What does General Ackbar use unix programs to report?  SIGTRAP.

What do the ACLU and Planned Parenthood make user every unix program can have?  Either SIGCHLD or SIGABRT, whichever they want to receive.

Okay, that's enough of that or somebody's gonna SIGKILL me.
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crystal castles - leni
Bundled brain itch.  Makes me want to scrape my teeth on a chalkboard.  I like it.
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Today's episode of Results of Experiments You Shouldn't Have Conducted is brought to you by my cat and six months of un-filed bills lying on top of a bag of Reese's peanut butter minicups for almost a year.

The peanut butter went rather chalky, and they're badly misshapen.  Other than that, this is an endorsement for whatever cocktail of preservatives are in those things.
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http://www.cracked.com/article_19979_5-old-childrens-cartoons-way-darker-than-most-horror-movies.html

So, yeah, this is pretty much entirely true.  This stuff is really fucked up if you watch it in the right mood (such as after reading this article).  But it gets better.  Go rewatch the last cartoon, pausing every now and then to imagine what you'd get if you remade it with modern CGI, motion capture, and mixing of live-action.  Think like Gollum's technology applied to replicating what happens in that cartoon.

Don't do this before trying to go to sleep.
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