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-so i have to do presentation for class
-awkward as **
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school
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Prime purpose of military is to negate basic compassion and promote unquestioned adherence to a code of obedience towards powers greater than yourself.
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Pretty sure I was born a celt in previous life. Can't. stop. listenin.
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"My strongest suspicion is that we get the world we deserve."  - Ray Velcoro, True Detective
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A drunken kiss
The first dew
Faint mist clears
Where the grass grew

You pull her closer
She smiles a rainbow
Slant ground trembles
Bounds you in vertigo
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Are you catering to the Lowest Common Denominator in order to play safe?
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Sometimes you wake up...

And then wonder, how long till you go back to sleep again.
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