on Sunday, May 12, 2013 just after 9AM, a 2005 Dodge Van owned by Shannon Kelly of 832 Hems Ln, Arlington, TX pulled up and its occupants, presumably a father and son, did a jump-out commando style raid on my wildflower garden.
the sign on the side of the minivan says "Oliver's Childcare"
turns out the answer to AC/DC's most intellectual question is: the yogurt eaters!
and those gonads are engorged with some of the finest semen available - the yogurt eating males got their women pregnant faster and created more offspring, and yogurt eating females had bigger litters and weaned their mouselets more successfully.
another effect of yogurt eating is a much shinier coat. active follicle density among the health-food junkies was 10 times higher!
so, yogurt seems to produce glorious coats, significant swagger, and prolific progeny in mice... what does it do for humans?
“So far our preliminary findings are consistent with what they see in the mice”