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Zach Heise
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Now that's a darn fine Galaxy S7 picture taken of Fang, taken at a recent +Lords of the Trident concert. No flash needed!
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Hey Google, I've specifically NOT been updating since you killed the widget. Version 4.2.102354210 all the way!

However this weekend you greeted me with this message and refuse to let me use my chat program until I downgrade to a less-functional version of the software - i.e. one without a widget. But now: "An important new version of hangouts is available. you need to update before you can continue using hangouts."

Why on earth would you think I'd want to use a lower-quality version of what I'm already using? And I'd been perfectly happy ignoring your updates.

All I can say is that I'm not very happy with you right now. This is just the icing on the diarrhea-cake that Hangouts has been for the past 2 years.
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MFW she doesn't want any brisket.

(source: Strangers with Candy Season 1, Episode 7)

Specifically - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LahAXbX2bsU
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All hail the +Lords of the Trident for their latest insane music video. +Beyoncé you ain't got nothing on Fang - but he'll probably let you cover his music if you want! #djiva  

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"Am I a witty writer?"

What's your medium of choice?

"Making fun of Google+"

No.
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+Yogi Clark This would have made for an interesting show....
If your iPhone is low on battery before a Hand To God Broadway showing, please note the outlets on stage are fake.

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See also: "Millions of Chevy/Ford Drivers have no idea they're driving a Car." What a sad, ridiculous story.

Hoping for some good ol' anti-trust regulation of Facebook within the next few years. If Microsoft deserved it, than Facebook definitely does.

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What a world we live in. Cameras, cameras everywhere, and not a CMOS sensor that's properly sized.

Oh well. These days, the amount of people taking photos with their smartphones means that even though 99% of is crap, 1% of it is beautiful, even on the tiny sensors. Like a million monkeys on a million typewriters, eventually producing A Tale of Two Cities.

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Hey +Dozan Wa Awtar! Check out what finally got accepted on Youtube - when I originally added it in 2010 it was blocked for being too long, but it looks like it was finally approved, ha.
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