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Now that's a darn fine Galaxy S7 picture taken of Fang, taken at a recent +Lords of the Trident concert. No flash needed!
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MFW she doesn't want any brisket.

(source: Strangers with Candy Season 1, Episode 7)

Specifically - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LahAXbX2bsU
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"Am I a witty writer?"

What's your medium of choice?

"Making fun of Google+"

No.
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+Yogi Clark This would have made for an interesting show....
 
If your iPhone is low on battery before a Hand To God Broadway showing, please note the outlets on stage are fake.
The man was heckled as ushers unplugged his phone from a fake wall.
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What a world we live in. Cameras, cameras everywhere, and not a CMOS sensor that's properly sized.

Oh well. These days, the amount of people taking photos with their smartphones means that even though 99% of is crap, 1% of it is beautiful, even on the tiny sensors. Like a million monkeys on a million typewriters, eventually producing A Tale of Two Cities.
"“I would argue that the camera industry is healthier than it’s ever been," says photographer Sven Skafisk, "but the brands we all think of as ‘the camera companies’ aren’t participating." Check ou...
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Hey Google, I've specifically NOT been updating since you killed the widget. Version 4.2.102354210 all the way!

However this weekend you greeted me with this message and refuse to let me use my chat program until I downgrade to a less-functional version of the software - i.e. one without a widget. But now: "An important new version of hangouts is available. you need to update before you can continue using hangouts."

Why on earth would you think I'd want to use a lower-quality version of what I'm already using? And I'd been perfectly happy ignoring your updates.

All I can say is that I'm not very happy with you right now. This is just the icing on the diarrhea-cake that Hangouts has been for the past 2 years.
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This whole thing has irritated the heck out of me.
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All hail the +Lords of the Trident for their latest insane music video. +Beyoncé you ain't got nothing on Fang - but he'll probably let you cover his music if you want! #djiva  
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windows 10 build 10240 is released!
Hi everyone, today we are releasing a new build to both the Fast and Slow rings. We're just about two weeks away from beginning to offer Windows 10 to the world, as Terry detailed here. Over the past few days we've been preparing our release pipelines and processes, and this build is one step ...
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See also: "Millions of Chevy/Ford Drivers have no idea they're driving a Car." What a sad, ridiculous story.

Hoping for some good ol' anti-trust regulation of Facebook within the next few years. If Microsoft deserved it, than Facebook definitely does.
To many internet newcomers, they're one and the same.
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Hey +Dozan Wa Awtar! Check out what finally got accepted on Youtube - when I originally added it in 2010 it was blocked for being too long, but it looks like it was finally approved, ha.
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Weird that Internet Explorer is going away. I wonder what workarounds will be put into Windows 10 to deal with the fact so many apps will be calling for iexplore.exe? Will they keep "Spartan" as iexplore.exe? Will they use symlinks, aliases and just plain ol' shortcuts? Will the extension model be more like Firefox's (superior) or Chrome's (inferior) - I'm willing to bet on the latter, judging from how Microsoft has treated their encrypted "apps" on Windows 8.

All and all...the end of an era for sure.
The browser is faster, more lightweight, and even supports extensions.
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