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Yo +Lords of the Trident, I was at choir practice last month wearing my Gothic-styled LoTTU shirt and some guy was like, "The Lords! Awesome! I go to their concerts all the time!" and I got to say I was buddies with several of the band members. I felt like a cool dude.
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100% cool. Confirmed.
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+CyanogenMod - I really hope when you get a hold of Project L out of the AOSP trunk, you can get rid of all this tacky, disgusting white (by giving us a prominent black theme option for everything).

If this is what all AOSP is going to look like these days from now on, we're counting on custom ROM devs like Cyanogenmod even more now to save our eyes from having to stare into blinding white maelstrom!
Google is working on a redesign of Android—here's a sneak peek.
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I hope I got those dates right.
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Would anyone like to watch the entire Terminator 2 movie in GIF format? No audio, and 50x30 pixels in size? No?

Okay, well here it is anyway.
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Don't try to load it in Firefox and then close it; you'll likely either a) crash the browser entirely or b) slow it to a crawl for the next 10 minutes. Chrome seems to be safe though.
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Just read that #Titanfall  doesn't even have a single-player campaign. Irritating, but now I don't even have to give it another second's thought. Multiplayer-shoot'em-ups are pretty dull and boring to me.
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Bottom line: if it goes anywhere near your mouth or other openings into your body, it should be as chemically inert as possible. And if you're going to be heating it up, be even more careful.
 
Inside the Big Tobacco-style campaign to bury the frightening truth about BPA-free plastics:
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+Android who thought this was a good idea to do this to the settings menu? Removing the quick toggles? Changing it to blinding white instead of nice black (easy on the eyes, easy on the battery - black!).

Please +Google. Don't do this to us. The settings menu in L looks absolutely terrible. At least give us savvy users the ability to make it black. And give us back our quick-settings toggles in the menu. Heck - while I'm asking for things that will probably never happen - give us MORE quick settings toggles!
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The vibe sceptor...has mysterious powers, that's for sure? "has your mom been laughing a lot recently?" Maybe the vibe sceptor...is in my house?

What are you trying to tell us about the Vibe Sceptor, Nintendo?
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Well done, Wisconsin! Gay marriages for some! Tiny American flags for others! 
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You people are fickle!
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What an idiotic video. Thankfully, if you imagine that these users are discovering their nether regions for the first time, it becomes tolerable.
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Powerful stuff indeed. At least winter is almost over in the Midwest, one less thing to potentially kill us on our roads.
 
Powerful stuff.

h/t +Malthe Høj-Sunesen
Today you killed me. I was on my way to work when I noticed your SUV slide into my lane in a three second blur before ev…
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