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Neil Mossey
TV comedy script writer man. Using brain & a biro to make you happy. Not based on actual events. No views my own. I do #BritishDadStuff
TV comedy script writer man. Using brain & a biro to make you happy. Not based on actual events. No views my own. I do #BritishDadStuff
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Another one of those office-based James McAvoy directed shark attack dreams. #DadDirt
You know that you are a Great British Dad when... ...you are barely awake enough to remember last night. I had the weirdest dream. Yet again, I was in a corporate building. And a lift opened out onto someone in a nice suit in a really nice large office, wi...

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Why can't I wear my shoulderless top to school today Daddy? (and why you cant go on holiday in term time) #DadDirt
You know that you are a Great British Dad when... ...you don't know what to tell your daughter. INT. BEDROOM - EARLY MORNING I'm sat up in bed with my Long-Suffering Wife (LSW). Both dancing our mugs to avoid the kids kicking them out of our hands. Yes, t...

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My son wants a YouTube channel. That’s worse than a pony. Is creating better than spectating? #DadDirt
You know that you are a Great British Dad when... ...your family wants to put your stuff out on the Internet too. My son wants a YouTube channel. I want him to have a YouTube channel. He’s not even into double-digits, so obviously, it's yet another thing to...

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Men's fashions. For me, it stops here, and it stops now. #DadDirt
You know that you are a Great British Dad... ...when your wardrobe is done. The button down collar shirts are now a thing again. Just as they were in 1994 and 1998. And after that I lost track. I wasn't even on track. This is where I get off. I do not care ...

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We can all learn something from Leroy from FAME #DadDirt
You know that you are a Great British Dad... ...when you teach your kids about the Greats. The mention of Leroy in a previous post sparked a wave of Leroy love from my friends. He came into our home with the Top Of The Pops 1982 repeats on BBC Four. (After ...

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What's on your stairs, right now? It is a window into your soul. #DadDirt #WhatsOnYourStairs
You know that you are a Great British Dad when... ...every time you walk past the stuff that's always got to be moved to somewhere else. What's on your stairs? Right now? For us it's £1.75 in silver, Scotch satin finish giftwrap tape, jogging pants, and a ...

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My daughter called Mummy a Bum Monkey. Legally we can now use this and 127-133 other Dad Dirt
Here are my thoughts, ideas, and Dad Dirt for this week. Monday 27th March My daughter called Mummy a Bum Monkey. Legally, this can now go down on every form as “Occupation”. Tuesday 28th March Words that only politicians use: cowed. They seem pretty obses...

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Stealing just one more princess story from my daughter. In case it makes money. #DadDirt
You know that you are a Great British Dad when... ...you steal princess stories from your daughter. In case this is the big one. Onec upon a time there was a little girl coled isebella. She was five years old. She had a mother and further. She was playi...

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Fantastic Petersfield physio and acupuncture sessions on my back, neck and ankles from Louise Hammond - thanks!
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