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Debbie Nott
Works at Employer Confidential
Attended Southern New Hampshire University
Lives in Wilkins, PA
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Nasty business this.
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Reshare this post so we can test the new Google+ Ripples! The more reshares, the more interesting the graph.

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I sometimes know things...but I almost wish I didn't know them.
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EPIC FAIL - Found this Shopping today.

New House Scent... Hahahahaha!
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HOW TO CURE HICCUPS: This afternoon while working I found myself listening to a local TV station's "science lady" attempting to explain the cause of hiccups... and getting it all wrong. As usual, this event makes me want to share what I was long ago taught about the subject by a medical resident in the emergency room at New York Hospital (now Cornell/NYH Medical Center). He took five minutes to explain the physiological mechanisms behind hiccups, and then taught me a simple, foolproof three-step method for stopping them dead.

So here's The Hiccup Cure. (And if you share this around, please do so with the share set for Public, so that as many people as possible can be spared the Curse of Hiccup Embarrassment. Thank You For Your Continued Support.) :)

The explanation: Hiccups are the result of an chemical imbalance in your blood -- a temporary derangement of the normal acid/alkaline balance of your blood electrolytes. There are all kinds of reasons why this can happen all of a sudden, but the most common ones are talking too much while eating (my favorite), and eating or drinking too fast. And different causes tend to induce different kinds of imbalance. The imbalances are these:

(a) Respiratory acidosis -- too much CO2 in the blood: and
(b) Respiratory alkalosis -- too little CO2 in the blood.

When you get one or the other of these, the body's tendency is to try to rectify the situation by pushing the lungs' contents in and out a lot faster, so that if there isn't enough CO2, some more can get into the bloodstream, and if there's too much, some can get out.

The body doesn't want to bother your conscious mind with this, so it handles the problem in a simple, inelegant, and not wildly effective way: it makes your diaphragm spasm repeatedly, compressing the lungs and trying to shove a significant percentage of their tidal volume out with each spasm. This is the hiccup.

Now, understanding this, you'd think that concentrating on breathing deeply and regularly, and ventilating yourself in a thoughtful manner, would put this problem right. Well, probably it will. But it takes forever, and you meanwhile are sitting there hiccuping and feeling like a fool (and the continuing hiccups can themselves keep making the electrolyte situation worse). So it becomes time to take more drastic measures.

It turns out that the smartest and fastest way to derail the hiccups themselves is to quickly increase the electrolyte imbalance significantly. The simple three-step intervention derived from this concept deals with (first) the most common one, the acidosis, and then, if that doesn't work, the less common one, the alkalosis. The fortunate thing is that all the raw materials are usually present in the average bar or restaurant, so you can cure yourself or a friend fast in one of the places where you're most likely to look like an idiot as you just sit there hiccuping and hiccuping.

Step 1: Take a large spoonful of sugar, dry, in the mouth, and let it dissolve. Some of the sugar gets absorbed directly through the buccal membrane of the mouth. The acidosis is kicked way further along, and your body, distracted by the sudden extreme change in the blood chemistry, "calls off" the hiccups as ineffective. It calls them off right away, too: within seconds. The "spoonful of sugar" approach, in my experience, works for about 60% of hiccuppers.

If this doesn't work, the hiccuper has a worse case of acidosis than mere sugar can deal with. So we take the intervention up a notch.

Step 2: Take one small spoonful of salt (the equivalent of a cooking teaspoon is plenty). Again, hold in the mouth and let it dissolve. It's gross, but in the next 20% of hiccupers, the hiccups will stop. Bang, right away.

If neither of these steps work, then your hiccuper is not in acidosis, but in alkalosis. So you switch tactics.

Step 3: Give the hiccuper a lemon slice and tell them to chew on it. (Or alternately, give them a small spoonful of vinegar if no lemon is available. But lemon works better.) Their hiccups will then vanish.

WARNING: It is vitally important to do these things in order and not try to cut back on the amounts of sugar and salt, or the intervention may fail and you'll wind up having to do it all over again, which is annoying, especially if you're on a low-sodium diet or just don't feel like retaining liters and liters of water the next day.

But if you follow these instructions faithfully, the hiccups will vanish. You can get a real reputation as a miracle worker with this routine.

A side issue, henceforth possibly to be called Duane's Law of Necessitative Anxiety: When you are running this routine on someone whose hiccups you absolutely have to stop because you'll fall very low in their estimation if you don't, they will always be alkalotic, and you will always have to run through all three stages, feeling dumber and more desperate every moment as you go along and nothing seems to be working. (This law first became plain to me when I was de-hiccuping my producer for the "Science Challenge" educational series I wrote at the BBC: if I hadn't proven I was good at the science part by curing him, well, you can imagine.)

And a note in passing: All other even slightly useful hiccup cures are, in one way or another, attempting to exploit this electrolyte-shift mechanism (though most of them are fairly ineffective at it). Scaring the person (causes acidosis: see _The Andromeda Strain_), drinking water upside down (forces the person to hold his/her breath, slowly increases the CO2 in the blood), breathing in a paper bag (rebreathing, ditto), whatever: they are all merely thin pale versions of the One True Cure.

Now go all ye and spread the word, that there may be fewer hiccups (and embarrassed people) in the world.
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I am soooo not ready for the Christmas Season; however it is being thrust upon me unwillingly... 1) the local Pier 1 apparently had Christmas throw up upon it (can you say "Green gold and red sparkles" and trees and ornaments and gifts, ohh myyyy???; 2) the local Lowe's had a giant inflatable Santa at the entrance; 3) on the way home from work tonight SIRIUS tried to play a Christmas song (I changed the channel); and 4) I just fast-forwarded my first DVR'd Christmas commercial. For the love of Pete (whoever he is) - it is not even Thanksgiving yet. Can't we just have some good Thanking Time before Obligation Time begins???? Really....
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‎"Walking in a 4G wonderland" made me rewind the DVR... Because it sounded like: "Walking in an orgy wonderland". The little people with red hair in the pointy caps didn't help much. Marketing??? Anyone?!?!? Geeee, Thanks T- Mobile!!!!
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Sometimes you are the mouse, sometimes get a face full of snow.... :)
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Professional Organizer & All Around Good Egg
Employment
  • Employer Confidential
    Personal Assistant / Household Manager/Property Manager & Office Ninja, 2011 - present
  • Top Shelf Organizing Solutions, LLC
    Owner / Professional Organizer, 2008 - 2011
  • Home Depot
    Operations Manager, 2006 - 2008
  • AC Moore
    Assistant Store Manager, 2005 - 2006
  • Staples, Inc.
    Ass't Store Manager / Sales Manager, 2003 - 2005
  • RadioShack
    Store Manager / DSM Candidate, 2001 - 2003
  • Electronic Business Solutions
    Marketing Coordinator, 2000 - 2001
  • Natural World, LLC
    Executive Assistant / Field Service Specialist, 1996 - 1998
  • RadioShack
    Store Manager, 1993 - 1996
  • International Cruise & Excursion Gallery
    Executive Assistant / Marketing Coordinator, 1998 - 1999
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Currently
Wilkins, PA
Previously
Pittsburgh, PA - Monroeville, PA - Milford, NH - Albany, NY - Manchester, NH - Nashua, NH - Concord, NH - Phoenix, AZ - Northfield, MA - Guilderland, NY - Delmar, NY - Belmont, MA - Greenwich, NY
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I am an Enigma, a Happy Enigma. :)
Introduction
I grew up in Guilderland NY in a fabulous house with my family.   My family moved to Southern NH when I was 12, something about mid-life crisis with my parents (remember that saying?).  Many years were spent in NH (plus a 5 year living opportunity in AZ) until I chose to move to Pittsburgh PA a couple of months ago. 

I have been educated in public, private and boarding schools.  I attended ASU and NHC (now SNHU) and earned my AS and BS in business.  I then worked in retail management for 15 years.  Got burned out.  Did some higher level office work also for a few years.  After the retail world, I worked for myself for 3 years as a Professional Organizer.  Now, I am using my talents for my current position at my dream job and LOVE IT.  

I have a small menagerie of rescued animals - my babes, if you will.   Music, crocheting, beading, weaving, learning, are among my hobbies.  I love my family and cherish them.

I have had amazing opportunities in my life that some have only dreamed, but I take nothing for granted. I cherish my memories and have learned from life's tribulations, aka, my learning lessons.  Life is quirky. Nothing is easy and life is too short. 

Enjoying what you do is the key to life.
Bragging rights
I have embarked on a brand new adventure in PA. I have my dream job (though my employer keeps saying - uh yeah - good luck, heh.... :} ), a new home space, and a new beginning. Some say life begins at 40... Others say at 45... I say - well, since I am "27" now - I am ready to take the life bull by its horns and show it DEBBIE. Though I have lived through some very troubling times, (so many lessons, so little time) I bested those and I have found my new adventure. It took patience, hope and work, but look out world, here I am! :) Life is Life. You live, you deal, you learn and you move on. Always have hope. :) Works for me.
Education
  • Southern New Hampshire University
    BS Marketing
  • Southern New Hampshire University
    AS Business Administration
  • Northfield Mount Hermon School
    HS Diploma
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