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Oh, right! That's super true! YOU CAN HELP THE ENVIRONMENT BY DRINKING MEAD!!!

Who knew?!?!?

..oh. Heh. I did.
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Great article on how you can support local beekeepers and sustainable beekeeping by getting drunk (I mean drinking mead).

#environment #bees #green  
Sadly, our bees are declining. Whatever the reason, you can save them by drinking local mead. Local mead helps support small sustainable beekeeping.
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This is Jules look like he bout to do something to someone.

#BoutToLayMyVenganceUponYe  
#BoutToDoSomething  
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Bout to do something.
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This is why we can't have nice things.
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Then, there may be a lawsuit in order.
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I'm not normally one to brag, but the face fro is starting to get pretty glorious.


..and yeah, I'm wearing a 70s shirt. Stop HATIN' so much. Damn!
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+Shane Boddie ah, unfortunate. As for the respirator, though, an interesting bit of trivia, is that the military in the US began requiring clean shaves when gas masks became appropriate because concerns were that the mask wouldn't seal well with a beard.

..this has been disproven on numerous occasions. I myself have effectively worn one with a full beard.
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White people really should stop adopting thick Ebonics when they're around black people. That shit is way more racist than you realize. If you don't believe me, try walking up to your Mexican friends and saying "Orale! Whas happa-nene holmes!" or one of your Asian friends, with "Herro, hawa you?"

..fucking stahp. 
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I have heard of people doing that, but I think it's different when the accent adopted is just a really bad racial stereotype.
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This is Elliot look like he bout to do something to someone.

#BoutToSupremeGentleman  
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This is Detective John Cutter look like he bout to do something to someone.

#BoutToStopAirlineTerrorism
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I don't always ride around on the roof of a moving truck in GTA, but when I do, it's to shoot at random people and violently thrust my pelvis at pedestrians.
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To anyone else who is mad at me because I'm not all pumped up, running around whooping, with a semi,  over the Fourth of July; it's because I don't need an excuse to get drunk and blow shit up, so celebrating the freedom of the US in 2014 really just feels like celebrating the birthday of a dead person.

#JustSaying  
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Getting drunk and blowing shit up....goddamn its good to be American!
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This is me look like I'm bout to do something to someone.

..with bacon.
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+G Hartman forgot about me bout to do something.
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#PaintNoOneGivesAFUCKAboutYourFairyFuckingSportsPosts  

I'm just saying what the rest of the world is thinking. Stop being stupid, Google.
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I make food, and then I eat it.
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That guy with the weird hair.
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Not as funny as I look.
Introduction
I'm scrawny, nerdy and warped. I have shock value. My forehead is pretty big. I like chicken. Socks with sandles freak me out almost as much as old people. My mommy says I'm awesome. My counselor says I'm a sociopath. My dealer says I'm his primary source of income. He's a liquor store teller, don't have a cow. My ex says im immature. I agree. My roomates have all said I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Doctors agree. I play video games, and rub my hair, and laugh when people fall off skateboards. I find humor in the simple things, because who cares? Why the flippin eff does everyone need a civilized high brow explaination for why they're amused? I don't like pointless arguments, yet I'm not a passivst. I can't jump. I like Hugh Heffner's publications. Hello Kitty could beat Justin Bieber in a fight. I still watch reruns of Hannah Montana. Anderson Silva is probably going to win, again. Update: maybe not. I said it. I like beer. I'm not a beer snob. Political correctness is for people who actually care who they offend, or what those people think. I'm not politically correct. I think the youth is going to destroy our planet one day. I'll be the crazy old man with all the stray cats still saying that one day. I brush my teeth a lot. I love fruit juice. I think it's not a compliment to "smell good" from ten feet away. Brownies are awesome. I like redheads. I use tons of hair products. I have worn more makeup than Marilyn Manson, and his mom, combined in my life. OJ did it. I'm pro gun, Pro choice, Pro self defense, Pro Legalization, Pro porno industry, and anti religion. I'm also anti anyone starting a conversation to whine about any of those statements. Your opinion only matters if you agree. I mince words. Kidding. I once ate Four swiss rolls wrapped in bacon in one bite. My neighbors listen to rap music. I know this because I can hear, although our houses are several hundred feet away. I have a bigger radio than they do. I hope they like Bring Me The Horizon/Lady Gaga/Hillary Duff/Vengaboys mashups. I sometimes snort when I laugh, but I find that much better than sometimes farting during a cough, so I wont complain. I dont have man boobs, but I wouldn't mind. Tapout shirts don't make you better in a fight. Nerdy Chicks are so hot. I never hang out with "Orange Flavored MothaF***as" or straight guys named Bridget. I'm not a very impressive swimmer. Car accidents are exciting. I pooped today. I find myself incapable of generating random facts, or straying from my topic because of my rediculously bold attention span. Kidding again, dummy. You might not really be a dummy. I'm not sorry I called you a dummy. Chicks dig extra caramel on cheesecake. I weigh little enough to superglue my feet to a ceiling and hang. I won't tell you how I found out. I usually attract women who are attracted to complete jerks. That's most of them. I have had it with these Motherf***in' snakes on this motherf***in' plane! The only friendzone I have ever been placed in is the one where they actually hook you up with their friends. I'm kidding. I'm ugly, so I always get friendzoned. I think they should make a deck of "race cards" for me to hand to highway patrolmen. I'm an insomniac. Drink two fifths on the fourth, call in sick on the sixth, sucka'!


Bragging rights
I can drink more than you, I have a princess room, I only make hot pockets in a fryer, and I can reach the top shelf in the cabinets.
Education
  • Da' skreets!
    1990
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