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Mac O'Ciarrai
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Not as funny as I look.
Not as funny as I look.

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When you realize it's not illegal to drunk drive on non public roads...

..can I get a heyuhl yeah?
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People should be more like dogs. Dogs simplify how they feel about other creatures to either 200KPH excitement or aggressove bork-ification.

Imagine if people greeted their friends all "Bro, OMFG I love you so much, rub my belly amd shit plz" and just ran up on folks they didn't like and yelled at them: "Oye! Fuck you, M8 I'll fuck you up, back off!"

..social interaction would be much less complicated.
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Lifehack: messages drawn on a wet mirror will reappear when a room mate takes a shower. Draw them a ghost dick. 
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Jangalang jangalang! Eyes front, ladies. I'm up here. 
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Okay so in videogames, one will encounter shit quality trolls. People who's goal is annoyance, and who's weapon is the human ability to be irritated by shit. These are your scream into the mic guys, your racial slurs and glitched characters, team killers and race breakers.

Then you have the good shit. The funny shit, the trash talkers and the troll-ish behavior that's harmless, light, and contributes to the aspect of everyone having fun.

One of my favorite ways to do the latter is this shit:

This is a racing simulator. Unlike arcade racers, driving is realistically difficult. You have to compensate for body roll, traction loss, damage, et cetera and the tuning is very comprehensive. This means if you know what you're doing, you can make a car quick. You can make a car drift. You can make a car fast. You can utterly ruin it's handling, too if you don't know what you're doing and choose to fuck around with it.

So I buy this thing: it's an '83 Lancia Delta. Classic rally car, and super duper fucking 80s style. Why did I pick this? Because it's what I'd call the anti sleeper. Doesn't have to look stock, only trashy. With a nice little array of bumper stickers and a pizza boy streetracer paint job, I can make it look like the first car of a 30 year old trying-to-be-edgy white dude with spiked hair, a half can of Axe under his jacket, and a bunch of bolt on trash under the hood. I show up to a race in this, and we all have a laugh.

..And then the heavily tuned inline 4 revs, and the giant turbine spins up, the springy rally suspension rocks back and it takes off like a fucking rocket. A sketchy rocket, with transitional understeer and a lot of body sway, driven by someone who can keep it on the road for all it's dodgy, way-too-light-to-be-this-fast antics. That, folks, separates shit trolling from well played hustles.

That's an Enzo Ferrari in the background.
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2/21/17
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Was so close to starting some shit tonight I half expected to look left and see Murph hyping shit up.

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Just had a cool ass moment on the road. So I'm driving an old school Monte Carlo, drive by a big black dude in a du rag rocking the exact same car in the exact same color, and we both looked at each other like "Ayyyyyy" and now he's invited to the cookout. 

#CarBrosForLife
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Finley smiles again! He hasn't done this since his accident.
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Friendly reminder:

#OperationGooglePlusTittyBomb is still in full effect. Flex those pecs, bros.
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