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Streaming some Minecraft.

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I don't know if you recognize me but I came in as Ninja Kitty. 
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Who recognizes all the fonts?
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Think snacking is a game, if you want to. I can't stop you from being mistaken, anyway.
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Lot of history there.
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I'm just saying.
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Ikr!?? And is it even legal making false promises??
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Anyone ever notice how some of the most classless motherfuckers think they can demand people's respect? I mean firstly, there's nothing respectable about having to use force to make people respectful, and secondly if you spend all your time talking about fake ass people around you on social media, it points to the fact that you aren't backed by a bunch of real people who ride for you, which is something most people who get respect have.

Let's put it this way: If you're throwing a tantrum, because you think I said something out of line to you, look at yourself and figure out why I don''t have more respect, and notice that it's probably because you're a shitty person, and not because you just haven't barked loud enough for me to be scared of you-- which is by the way a lost fucking cause..

People are stupid. There's a reason the majority of them haven''t earned my respect, but if you hang out with sketch ass motherfuckers and you act like a sketch ass motherfucker, and do some sketch ass shit when I treat you like a sketch ass motherfucker, then fuck you, have a nice day.

Who here also wishes people could learn to adult, and carry themselves the way they expect people to treat them?
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Sketchers rock!!? 😒
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For interested parties, I'm streaming a survival/horror game on twitch and consuming caffeine, at 'yonder link.

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Jumped out of a moving car today like a boss.

#BlameGrandTheftAuto
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Ah, shit, I'm good. I'm barely even skint up.
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I love when you piss someone off bad enough that they resort to dick insults. 

..people who have literally never seen... nor know someone... who's seen it.

Go ahead, focus on my shit, you'll never see it, I wouldn't put this shit near that cellulite waffle if I was unconscious. That shit probably irradiates nearby solar systems with Ebola. Play yourself. I'm an Irish dog barking at a sprinkler, cause I just don't fuck with garden hose, and you're garden variety as fuck. So basic, you prolly got a fucking astrology symbol tattoo somewhere. Fuck out of here, come at me with something original, ya'msaying?Em fucking barrasing..
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+Mac EverGreen Yes I remember now you said you had an Aussie Mate. Very funny comeback I thought. Keep on keeping on Mac you are a bloody tonic.
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Is it fair to point out that the original Power Rangers, in addition to looking like a nineties house music group with a closeted lead singer, had a black black ranger, and an Asian yellow ranger. And their fighting styles reflected that, since she was judo chopping motherfuckers left and right and he was on some Caribbean combat dancing, shit.

#YourChildHoodWasFuckedUp
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Videogames: n. 

A blatant reminder of how important it is that I NEVER have a lot of money.

It's a matter of time before I'm tearing through Laurel Canyon in an old Lambo, blasting Lady Gaga, and waving my finger out the window.
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As a matter of fact... 
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Was discussing all the dumb ass trends that get old in a week, how all these little rainbow profile pictures will be super annoying by humpday, and furthermore allow bandwagoners to jump onto something now trendy in support, but are really just socially capitalizing on someone else's struggle, et cetera... and the discussion turned to all the tacky ass photo/selfie trends that fly around the interwebs, like planking, or Tebow-ing... so, I thought, you know what would be really kickass, and way less annoying than a million people taking selfies laying on shit? If this caught on. 

"The force choke."
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Oh, right.
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I make food, and then I eat it. I can pat my head and rub my belly at the same time.
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That guy with the weird hair.
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Not as funny as I look.
Introduction
There was once a monkey, traveling through the jungle, who stumbled upon a hut. No owners were present, so the monkey snooped around until it found a jar of walnuts. Monkey reaches inside, grabs a nut, and gets his hand stuck on the way back out.

..so then, a tiger shows up. The monkey's hand is still caught in the jar. 

Smart monkey lets the nut go, and lives. 



--story of my life.

Bragging rights
I can drink more than you, I have a princess room, I only make hot pockets in a fryer, and I can reach the top shelf in the cabinets.
Education
  • The high seas.
    Swashbucklery, 1990 - present
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