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Jason Johnson
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Human Resources Professional. Adventurer. Mountain biker. Minimalist. Wearer of flip flops. Located in the beautiful Pacific Northwest.
Human Resources Professional. Adventurer. Mountain biker. Minimalist. Wearer of flip flops. Located in the beautiful Pacific Northwest.

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This past week millions of people watched live streams of a giraffe not giving birth. It really confuses me to see millions of people watching these live streams of eagles, seals, elephants, or whatever zoo animal of the week is trending, waiting for them to do something.

National Geographic must be seriously pissed. They've spent 129 years curating literally perfect-award winning-content that we ignore. Instead everyone is watching a low quality web cam stream of a giraffe standing in a dark room doing nothing.

Right now as I post this I count at least 2 dozen local news stations just re-streaming the same live stream. They're effectively saying, "There's nothing better going on in the news so watch this giraffe do nothing for 100+ hours." You know you can just YouTube "giraffe birth" and watch the process in a few seconds, right people?

#AprilTheGiraffe

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It may not be a 5-star hotel but it is convenient lol.

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After a long day of hard work.

#gocougs #wsu #lid #hat #cap #hardwork
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23 degrees cooler inside and that outside temperature is in the shade. It's actually about 30 degrees cooler inside, glad we got a heat pump this year.

#summertime #hot #hotaf #heatwave #beattheheat #summerdays #summerweather #summersun
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Just another day at the office, taking a quick break in the boss's Viper for drinks at Sonic. #summertime #beattheheat 
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Cemeteries aren't scary at night, this one has a a great sunset view from the top.

#mtb #biking #sunset #summernight #nofilter #adventure #cemetery #hillclimb #explore 
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Imagine you are in a hot tub and I'm slowly adding more and more instant mashed potatoes. Wait, why do we have to imagine? #potato 

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A truckload of fireworks on the beach for my favorite holiday.

#fireworks #bonfire #beach #oceanshores #independenceday #4thofjuly #burningmoney #murica
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