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Morrigan Palmer Brown
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Never knowingly underdressed...
Never knowingly underdressed...

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Reckon these would go nicely with my favourite t-shirt...
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Who said, "Thou shalt not covet?" Idiot. Of course I shall covet! This in particular!
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And the other Daily Djinn today is brought to you by Gordon's Premium Pink Gin and Fever-Tree Indian Tonic Water. Oh yes.

#DailyDjinn #notapuppy #gin
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Me: What are you doing this afternoon?

Spouse: I'm staying here.

Me: Here?! You're going to be here?

Spouse: Yes.

Me: Under my feet?

Spouse: Yes. Because I'm downtrodden.

Me: Oh, we can fix that quite easily. Come here and feel the uplift of my toe under your arse...
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"Look, we've talked about this. I'm not a morning puppy. Come back at a reasonable hour. With bacon."

#DailyDjinn #TibetanSpaniel #tibbie #puppy #Cornwall #Kernow #notamorningpuppy
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Spouse works part-time as a delivery driver for a well-known high street (mostly) food retailer. It's a lot less stressful than his previous Transport Manager job but does have its moments...

Spouse: I had a good one today.

Me: Go on...

Spouse: I had to deliver to St Jethro* today.

Me: Lovely.

Spouse: It was an internet order. We don't deliver to that area but HQ can't seem to understand that some of the PL30 postcodes are way out of the area.

Me: Oh dear.

Spouse: There's more...

Me: Oh good.

Spouse: The address was Penberthy* Bungalow, St Jethro. Guess how many bungalows there are in St Jethro?

Me: I have no idea. How big is the village?

Spouse: About 30 houses in total. How many of them do you think are bungalows?

Me: About 75%?

Spouse: Nope. Not even close.

Me: Worse?

Spouse: Oh yes.

Me: Er, 95%?

Spouse: Nope.

Me: All of them?????

Spouse: None.

Me: You what?

Spouse: Not a single bungalow.

Me: FFS. Did you find it?

Spouse: I did.

Me: How many stories?

Spouse: Three...


* Names have been changed to protect the innocent, although somebody is definitely guilty of a bit of a misnomer in this case.
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