The Quintessential Dirty Jerz Girl. Mets fan. Loves trash TV like RuPaul's Drag Race or reality shows on VH1. Also a big Dexter fan. Not for him but for Masuka, the perverted ME. I also have an unusual fascination with Bono of U2, rubber duckies and Winnie the Pooh. I am the mommy of two cats, Napoleon Dynamite and Cassiopeia.