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J Lewis
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This Joke is Just Ghastly
Why wasn't the fellow afraid of the ghost lady who lived in his attic? Because she was his boo. ~~~~~~~~~~

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Fake News?
Yesterday I heard that a leopard was spotted. I bet it still is. ~~~~~~~~~~

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This joke will set you a-Twitter!
Why did President Trump want the White House vegetable garden removed? He heard it was full of leeks! ~~~~~~~~~~

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You'll find this one humoresque!
What did the little harp say when the musician picked him up to play? "You're making a lyre out of me!" ~~~~~~~~~~

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A funny thing about migration patterns
Why are young people moving to Norway? Because it's so af-fjord-able. ~~~~~~~~~~

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Waiter you hear this one!
Why did the cowboy always wear his hat and boots when eating a salad? He wanted it with ranch dressing. ~~~~~~~~~~

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Who Comes Here
A significant portion of the traffic on this site is from Israel, presumably because people there are looking for jokes related to the country of Jordan.

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Do Pod People live nearby?
What's the number one sign you're in a seedy neighborhood? Plants. ~~~~~~~~~~

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Lettuce laugh a little
What do you call your favorite lettuce wrap? Your romaine squeeze. ~~~~~~~~~~

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Warning: This one may induce gelastic* fits*
What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym rolls.* ~~~~~~~~~~ This one came to me from Terry Lewis, who heard it from someone else.   * Gelastic is a synonym for "laughing."   Katagelasticism is when you enjoy laughing at others, apparently.
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