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Chris Roberts
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All Wallow's Eve
You know how sometimes a night can end up in a completely different place than it started? Like, one moment you're setting out an array of holiday themed novelty glasses, excitedly anticipating the arrival of your friends and the start of your favorite nigh...

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The Freeze
I was doing a bit of Pinteresting awhile ago when I came across something interesting. When I was done laughing  hysterically  at Velma's sassy ass, I stumbled upon something a bit less enjoyable, but probably more useful to my life. Instructions and tips f...

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#RVBWedding
Remember when I said that  Gay Bachelor Parties  were the best ? I lied. Guys, Gay Weddings are. the. best. A few weeks ago I was lucky enough to be able to help celebrate my friends Jamie and Simon's wedding. The boys threw a helluva party, but I'm honestl...

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Just Hot Glue the Shit Out of It
Like most of you, my Pinterest boards are positively filled with things that I'm never going to do. Ever. I'm never going to make Blackberry Glazed Salmon and Asparagus. I have zero intention of reading the 24 books that I must read this summer. Growing lem...

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In the Kitchen With Chris: Honey Soy Pork Tenderloin
Are you guys aware that Kris Jenner is releasing a cookbook that's ALSO entitled "In the Kitchen With Kris"?! What kind of chance do you think I have with the lawsuit I plan to bring against her? I moved out of my comfort zone this week. I've been fairly su...

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Top Gun
Okay, you guys, Top Gun is awesome. Of course, that could be because I'm also a fan of gay porn. Seriously though. Straight guys are getting into this movie? I've indignantly refused to watch Top Gun for some time now. I claimed no interest in cheesy 80's a...

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On Tuesdays We Drink Pink
A few weeks ago I received a text message at 10 o'clock on a Tuesday night instructing me to come to the bar. I was moments from getting into bed, but I figured I could go down for one drink just to say hello. The night ended at 2:30 in the morning with me ...

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TCD in the VOB: 2014
Whelp. I've got another TCD under my belt. It's kind of a tight fitting belt after mom stuffed me full of all kinds of delicious foods and one kind of pretty mediocre brownies (You know what you did, Mom. You're better than those brownies.). I'm not sure th...

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The Reunion Playlist
My 10 year high school reunion is this weekend. I kinda thought I'd be in a different place in my life by now. I mean, when I pictured this event (always in the far far off future) I imagined I'd be thinner, with a more successful career, and married to a s...

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Just 4 Teenz
The company who supplies the magazines for the store that I work part time at (because wine doesn't pay for itself) recently went out of business, and it's. been. awesome. I mean, I think a lot of people probably lost their jobs, and that's sad or whatever,...
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