Pop quiz: So here's the scenario: You see this really tough looking guy. He's 6' 2" and has 60 lbs of roadwork toughened muscle over you. There's a bad-ass Harley parked at the curb. Then you see that he's walking two "doberman's that shrunk in the dryer" wearing matching pink ensembles. (For the record, I was _this- close to asking him if he was wearing matching pink panties.) What's your next move?