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Tessie “effing” L'Amour
I write stories, some of them funny
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So, anybody else thinking Eight inch wound? Really? Maybe more like five inches...
Or just me.
Getting bit in your penis by a 10-foot python while sitting on your toilet is what you have nightmares about in your nightmares.

The 38-year-old victim suffered an eight inch wound from the bite, but he is expected to recover.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Mood: perhaps you shouldn't ask

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With Valentine's Day coming
It needed to be said.

Historic win for Hillary Clinton
Granted, it was only by a hair, but still the first win by a woman ever in the Iowa caucuses. That feels good, even aside from the fact that I favor her in the election. As for Bernie Sanders, he should feel good that he came very, very close after being way behind a few months ago. Something to celebrate in both camps, I imagine, and good for Democrats to have a real race for the nomination.

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Could we soon face a major energy spill?
Please share to warn others.

In between spreadsheets and interruptions
I am deleting many posts. It is weird erasing parts of a five year journey here on Google+, but I think it is for the best.

Accidentally turned on the television
There were a number of angry looking men who badly need to get laid... and aren't likely to anytime soon. Turned it off again.

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Custom brushes in Gimp 2.8
There are a number of interesting ways to use custom brushes, even if you aren't an artist.
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