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Tessie “effing” L'Amour
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I write stories, some of them funny
I write stories, some of them funny

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I somewhat miss the terrible puns.
Pros and Cons
Carl had never thought much about the pros and cons of marriage. He was young and wanted for nothing due to his dad's very successful business ventures. Marriage was a distant thought at best. Carl mostly hung out in his room or went to class, and aside from a few shy glances at the girls at his school, he didn't think about the future.

But yesterday, everything had changed. The pros and cons of marriage were thrust upon him without the slightest warning. Yesterday, his dad had announced he was marrying his secretary, a woman whom absolutely everybody, even Carl, knew was nothing but a gold digger after his dad's fortune.

But even that hadn't prepared Carl for today's revelation. He might have known that his new step-mother was a con, but until she walked into the house, caught him staring and named a price, he hadn't known that Veronika, his new step-sister, was a pro.
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Good to know my data is safe with Google?!?
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I have left for other pastures. Greener? Who can say?
Though I still might think of you, just not every day.
Communities may be shattered, all the people go away.
So long as memories bind us, some part of us will stay.
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Just a reminder. Sale ends soon.
If you'd like a Whole Lotta Sexy for a whole lot less...
You can get it over at Smashwords for the next few days for $4.99 instead of $7.99, just by using the coupon ZN24R. Tell them Tessie sent you.
http://bit.ly/LottaSMSH
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Youtube's rules are extremely confusing. I had a number of videos that were quite steamy. A couple of them could have been deemed over the line. But they ignored all of those and said "Believing in Becky" violated community standards and gave me a warning. It's a children's story! Heartwarming. No sex, no drugs, no nothing. WTF?
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If you'd like a Whole Lotta Sexy for a whole lot less...
You can get it over at Smashwords for the next few days for $4.99 instead of $7.99, just by using the coupon ZN24R. Tell them Tessie sent you.
http://bit.ly/LottaSMSH
Whole Lotta Sexy
Whole Lotta Sexy
smashwords.com
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It is National Coming Out Day, and I salute all the brave people coming out in their various ways. I also send virtual hugs to those not quite ready or safe to come out. You are loved, and valuable and vital, too. Be your own best self, even if you need to do it inside and not yet outside.
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It's because of Bennie that we get to have good things. Thanks, Bennie.
A Fierce Battle Waged On Our Behalf

I know that most of you are unaware of the terrible battle that goes on each day to keep the planet safe from invaders. Lucky for us, Bennie's been vigilant. Just the other day he came across this alien-looking creature that was hell-bent on taking over our beautiful blue planet. Bennie wasted no time in getting active and a fierce battle to the death ensued.

Yours truly, cowering behind a corner, did all he could to chronicle the event for posterity. It was touch and go but as you can see from the pictures Bennie prevailed in the end. The evil alien invader was overcome and Bennie, exhausted from his valiant efforts sought to recover by taking a little bit of sunlight on the settee. I hope you're having an awesome Tuesday and if you are, remember, it is courtesy of Bennie. (Really, we should have a public holiday in his honor).
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