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Lambert Schlumpf
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Those are cool!
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Hey, 5k today!

Thanks peeps!
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grats, sir!
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Nice to see them make it clear, but slightly worrying that they had to in the first place... 
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Just in time!
For Oct. 21, 2015.

+Lexus International rocks!
#LEXUSHOVER #BackToTheFuture2  
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the steam coming out makes me think its one of those supercooled-superconductor hovering things on a track of magnets.
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Oh, well, want one now.
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Cutieful
Because kittens.

Vanessa (white go-faster stripe on the nose) - F
Pilar (black nose) - F
Marvin (all-white) - M

From their weight they should be 3 weeks old circa, we found them 2 nights ago next to the rubbish bins, in a box. The heaviest one is Pilar, 240 g, while Marvin is the tiniest one, at 215 g. Vanessa weighs 230.
They had 50 fleas each and we passed 1 hour and a half washing them all off, scaring the poor kitties to death - but I guess now they are happy, no more scratching. Today we'll clean their ears from the ear mites.
Marvin already has a girl who wants him (in 6 week's time), we'll try to keep the other 2 together, they seem very attached to each other.
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Because she really is! :D
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Hey, what the hell are you?
Ant for size.

At first I though that somebody dropped a new cigar on the floor, then I saw the thing walking, and Giulietta started barking at it obsessively.
I tried to move it with a leaf to a safer place, but it didn't want, it was bending right and left with super fast movements, making a weird knocking sound, quite loud. Oh, it had a tail, too - look!
14 feet only.

Anybody knows what's this?
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Caterpillar for sure, but it will come out of it a moth with the size of an albatross!
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Woah!!!
 
Two planes fly in formation. They then fly into and out of a hangar without touching the ground and still in formation.

Sounds like something from GTAV but, it would seem from the report (http://www.cambrian-news.co.uk/news/i/49023/) in this week's Meirionydd issue of The +Cambrian News , that's exactly what happened approx 20 min down the coast from where I live at Llanbedr airfield and below is the video evidence.

I have a vague recollection that this video or pics of what happened may have been posted earlier this week on g+ but, I scrolled past and forgot to go back and read the post whilst skimming through my g+ main stream so, I apologise to whoever that was
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Vita
This is the one I was telling you about at 1:50 am last night.

To my eyes a CG video, but cool looking car nonetheless.
In QV flavour, of course.
 
This Alfa is going straight to #1 on my shopping list! Well... perhaps not this QV model but for sure a Giulia. I've been waiting for this car a long time. 

+Alfa Romeo ,  well done job on the design! Where can I sign up? :-) 
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"Return To:
Stock International S.r.o.,
Palirenska 2,
326 00 Plzen,
Bozkov,
Czech Republic."?
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I don't have the material time to check if all this is true, just to read it.
For this reason I blindly reshare it. ;)

h/t +Gilles Chauvin, merci.
 
I love stuff like this. I've heard most of these before, but never seen it laid out in a chart.
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they both lived in the us, both men, both presidents, both had two ears and two eyes...etc.etc.
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Questo post.

Leggerlo, che fa bene.
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Messaggio Punteggiatura e tipografia. Ovviamente, è quasi inutile ripeterlo, ognuno si regola come gli pare. Personalmente, quando esistono regole e vengono generalmente applicate dalle persone alfabetizzate, ritengo che non sia dissennato adeguarvisi. Qui come altrove, non è raro leggere testi ...
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