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Lambert Schlumpf
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. #Yongnuo rocks!

It's honestly a bit long to my taste (so far, inside the house), but it should be gold for Vita while recording her videos. The sort of brown walls aren't really bright you know (see one behind the camera)
A few shots here and there confirmed it's a cool lens with a nice creamy bokeh, and for $64 shipped it isn't half bad.
Beware, this is not a knock off of the Canon 50-1.8. It's of another league, it just shares the Canon EF mount, the focal length and the maximum aperture. Then, internally it's different, and better. Canon rest on its laurels for too long, and it was to be expected that somebody was coming and launching a better product.
I miss a bit the silence of the autofocus in the STM Canon kit lens, but the mechanical manual focus (which I use more anyway) is way much more intuitive and ultimately easier to use.
Pity it doesn't have a bayonet for the hood, but that's not a big deal, the front lens is quite recessed anyway.
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Minolta attached to pretty much anything would rock, they started out grinding glass. I've still got an old Minolta rangefinder somewhere, it's got a Heilemann shutter in it o.0
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Hey, I am back!
Not much, though, this is Vita's computer

Well, watch the video below to see where I've also been for so long (I was with her), and why I didn't post anything lately.

Now we have limited internet access thanks to a small power inverter connected to our car, bought for 20€ in LIDL (https://www.facebook.com/VitaLivesFree/photos/a.1412372668994189.1073741828.1376951435869646/1604194009812053/): it's just a 150W one, so it's enough for 5 hours of power for the router, and the internet antenna. And charging also the smartphone drains the battery in one hour! Luckily the power inverter is made to stop supplying electricity when the battery charge reaches 11V, so I just have to take the car for a spin to charge the battery up, hoping that somebody won't park in the only spot where I can connect the power inverter.

But we still need to charge up the laptop (and we bring it to our vet, who clearly rocks - I can't thank him enough) and we still have to work out how to make work the boiler and the washing machine.
For this last problem we have been using Dominika's washing machine, she even gave us the key of the entrance of her building to go to the roof where the washing machine is! We are really sad that unfortunately now she is moving back to her country. We still have places where to wash our stuff, we are seriously gutted that she's going away. Well, she is coming from a cool place, so we will surely pay her a visit (Kranjska Gora, on the Julian Alps)

The building next to us is still in construction, I am planning to ask to the contractor (whom I know, I just have to find him around) if we can get in the meanwhile some electricity from him. But I haven't seen him since last November at least...

Wish me luck!
 
Finally, an update from my front! Brace yourselves! :) By the way, I missed you a lot. Did you miss me? xx
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Oh, I know you will get it there, was just thinking out loud.  It's flabbergasting the ways we stand in our own way as a species...stupid laws, corruption, and just plain orneriness. Silly monkeys.
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Join the numbers and get to the 2048 tile! Careful: this game is extremely addictive!
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Mr Jimmy the Polar Cat performing "Ghostriders In The Sky"

This morning I was playing some songs and I got struck by Mr Jimmy's vocal performance.
Mr Jimmy is singing along the notes of "Ghostriders In The Sky" by The Blues Brothers.
#Caturday   #MrJimmy #PolarCat  
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#COGLIONE  
Un 34enne di Lissone (Monza e Brianza) stava per andare a lavorare, ma la sua Fiat 500 non ha voluto proprio saperne di mettersi in moto. Così il giovane in pre
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Sup dude
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Try Harder To Understand.
Because he is speaking English.

Well, fake.
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:) de rien, +Jean-Marc Luna !
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Improve Eyesight Naturally
With 6 Eye Exercises.

Just sharing this, because it's a cool video that everybody who wears spectacles should watch. Oh, it works, and it's free!
 
Here's how my husband and I halved our eyesight prescription in less than 6 months.
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Thanks Ted! :)
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Is anyone looking for an American named Mark Miller? There can't be too many of us.....
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LOL!
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I never needed one because the last time I had a flu was probably when I was 6 and back then it was consider a normal thing. 
But as I know that some people take these vaccines every year, read this article.
 
Go figure...
Vaccine flu shots still contain 25 micrograms mercury - 100 times the concentration of 'mercury-loaded' fish
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+Lambert Schlumpf so you object to the flu vaccine and not to childhood disease vaccines?  I''m sure your logic there is impeccable.

Are you chugging flu vaccines by the pint?

Do you get your 5 a day of vaccines?

And it's not "vast" knowledge it's basic knowledge.

Your knowledge (on this subject) is so lacking that you aren't even seeing the problem.

It's like you walked up to the top of the Burj Khalifa, faced the wall and then declared the view to be shit.

No matter how many people point out to you that you are staring at brick from 2 inches away and, of course you aren't going to see the view, you insist that there isn't any other way you could possibly be required to look at the view.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
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Life Concepts.
A story.

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move! The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you!"
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept”, changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional”: focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got!"
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience”. Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide”. Converting an unfavourable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month!"
This is called "Killing Boredom". Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold".

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity”. Daring to take risks!

From a friend on the face book.
Image credits: fbi.gov.
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Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
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