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Lambert Schlumpf
Attended London Metropolitan University
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Flying Boot
Do you want to take a selfie? Close to a passing freight train?

Please, have a go!
Kicked in the head by a train

Hahaha, I had to download the video and take a snap in VLC because it's too funny :D
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Siesta Time
Everyone would want a "teddy cat" like him!

Here are the inseparable +VitaLivesFree and the fluffy Jimmy starring in a new adventure in Dreamland.
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Wow! 26 or 27 pounds is massive!
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Here's the same shot of earlier today, but in colours

At 7am circa GMT,
Manual 200mm Clubman lens + Vivitar x2 Teleconverter,
35mm equivalent of 800mm.
At f/4.5, 1/160, ASA200.

I saw articles yesterday talking about it, but I didn't bother to read them much (me stoopeed) so here in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean we didn't get a total one like in US, but just a partial.
Cool nonetheless.

#LunarEclipse #lunareclipse15thapril
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Still cool!
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Good Morning
That's 10 minutes ago.

A Partial Moon Eclipse.
Had I read better various articles I would have known it wasn't a total eclipse, but oh, well, I was up and with the camera set, so I took this single shot, hand held.

Manual 200mm lens + Vivitar x2 Teleconverter, 35mm equivalent of 800mm.
At f/4.5, 1/160, ASA200.

Here in colours!
https://plus.google.com/u/0/109134171685799811475/posts/enYikgHwfz9
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Stand By Me
Somehow I missed this 5 years ago.
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Uh-oh, Better Get Glo-Cone™
The text of this post has been kindly written by +Asher Taylor.

Do you often find yourself tripping over your injured cat in the dark?  Well, trip no more!  Our new patented Glo-Cone™ will keep your cat easy to spot and ensure that you, too, don't wind up in a cone of your own!

Starring: Model: Sirena.

I Just Found This
I heard that in the Far East and Oceania it's already #Caturday !

This photo is actually from July 2013.
Because it's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone.
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thanks +Eric Delcour!!
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Stratos? Delta S4?

Now, because I will never be able to afford neither of the 2, but the Stratos exists in form of a replica, I'll have one please.
I think in Alitalia colours, I know it's overplayed but it's not that you see one of these at every corner anyway...
Or in ex-Jaroszewicz livery, so it will become famous on internetland in a nanosecond .

Apparently replicas of this car go better and are more reliable too. 
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Just Got This

It’s fantastic and I’m so happy, it fits perfectly in the case but… me stoopeed didn’t check, and I don’t have a PSU with SATA power plugs. Just the old kind of IDE 4 pin type.

That's just so frustrating.
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well I'll just go tomorrow morning to the same shop where I got it from, they have it. It turned out as cheap as in amazon, without the hassle of contacting people in UK to ship it to me (so it would have cost more). The day after I bought it I found out that there was a 30% discount on amazon since that day... oh well.. I would have probably saved 5 € more or less.
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It Is Time To Put An END To This Unfair Stereotype.
Totally.

And I'll tell you more, it's not your cat's behaviour but your mindset that makes happen that "cats are selfish", and the like.
I already had 4 cats and all of them have been fantastic, it can't have been only luck...
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At 4:37 that's me!! At the first and at the third baaaaah! At the second and the fourth ones it was the goat answering instead!!!
 
The cheese fair only happens once a year, so we knew we had to visit it.  There was so much delicious raw goat cheese! Watch if you'd like to get to know us or our beautiful island better!
 →  http://youtu.be/9sdhH0JL7bo
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