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elaine ossipov
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Attended University of Alaska System
Lives in Anacortes, Wa. 98221
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Oh, my Mr. Murphy never fails, I hadn't added a number of items to my new computer yet, basically, anything that could provide a "PUP" without me knowing about it, which includes, office, so what do they do, just as I'd decided to go with Open Office.. sheesh. :\
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The World, it's not the World that needs to unite, they already have, and have for quite a number of years, It's the Corporations, the Money People you need to try and bring around.. like that will ever happen.. Watch us get back into a 'war climate' over Crimea, WHY?? because we reduced the defense budget and those contractors have to have their money and kickbacks.  It's ALL about money, even Clean Water these days. Time we put a stop to allot of this.
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"We already know that climate science is unambiguous and that every year the world defers action, the costs only grow. But focusing only on grim realities misses promising realities staring us right in the face. This report makes very clear we face an issue of global willpower, not capacity." -- Secretary of State John Kerry on the Release of the Intergovernmental Panel on #ClimateChange  Working Group 3 Report
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What could be easier to help protect our wildlife than a simple vote from you. 
Please take the time to protect these species for generations to come.

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I am not credited in my work, but my signature, the shape of the Tycho crater, is hidden somewhere in the art.  Only I know about it.  I usually never talk about it.  Maybe some day, somebody will come back and find them, or maybe they will reveal themselves, but the signature is always there.  It is a circle with a spot in the center.  It is the eternal shape.  It is the symbol of all things in the universe.

Living life on the run, I’ve realized just how little I need. Food, clothing, good shoes and my art tools.  That’s it.  No more, no less. Anything else is complication. Money is complication. I need it, but I only use cash. Cash comes with no complications. It has no trail back or forth to anything. Anything else…  A bank account… A social security number… Certainly a credit card…  All of that leads to somewhere; comes from somewhere. Anchors to somewhere. You see, it is the plan of the unenlightened to tie you to a place.  When you are tied to a place, that is where the corruption begins.  We’ve just changed our iron shackles to digital shackles.

Since you have probably already concluded that I am insane, or at least abnormal, I will proceed.  In these places I hear and see things.  I do not hear voices, in the sense that I do not hear words and phrases, but simply what that scientist in the video referred to as ordered information.  It is just out there to be assembled any way I happen to assemble it.  It is like a cosmic Rorschach.  It may or may not have meaning in itself, but its meaning is found in the relationship between the data itself and the being who processes it.  I interpret it my way, others, presumably, interpret it their ways.  Open data.  Different intelligence.

Until recently, I wanted nothing.  I did not want fame.  I did not want money more than what I needed. I did not even want answers or meaning. I was content with just the data.  Then, something happened.  The visions came.  The visions came so brightly and so profoundly that I realized that they must be important.

They were those things that drive you insane, like the thing that is at the tip of your tongue and you can not remember it, or the puzzle that is nearly solved, or the riddle to which you never heard the answer or the thing left undone or the secret that was only partly shared with you.

I need to know what these images mean.  I know they are important. I just don’t know WHY they are important?  I do not know WHO the faces are?  I do not know WHERE the places are?  I don’t know WHEN the images are.  Are the in the past or in the future?  I just know that they are there. They are a unified truth.  And they are important.

I knew where to find the answers.  I would find them in the one place where others who see visions like I do, gather.  That is why I went to San Diego.  That is why I confronted the people there.  That’s when I got the answers. 

I knew they would try to stop me.  They?  The NIA. They knew about the portals.  They knew about the data. The wanted it for themselves, or maybe they wanted to keep us from having the knowledge.  I don’t think they are evil, but I do think they are misguided and I know they are determined.

As I said before, I knew they were after me.  That time that Calvin found me on a dusty street in Texas.  Or the fan letter that appeared in a ghosted comic which inexplicably started talking about moon craters.  

I know they know what I am doing, which leads me to another question. Why don’t they stop me? Why let me go?  Maybe I’m just another one of their tools.  I’m like a camera or a sensor that’s adding to their knowledge.  They watch me. They learn from me. They order the data.

Order the data.  I only even understand that concept because of research I did for a comic.  Is it just chance or was that comic put in my path so that I would learn about ordered data in service to the NIA or to some other intelligence from some other place.

Where do you even start to figure these things out?!

I’m not even sure what role I play in my own story.  What if I’m just a background character in my own story?  What if the real characters in my stories are those I draw in service to some distant intelligence?  Maybe I’m just a bit player in somebody else’s story made to disappear as soon as my tiny little part is played. 

I vanish as quickly as a dream.

Certainly, that is how I appear to the rest of the world.  When my parents vanished, I was alone.  I missed them, but life went on.  I had numerous pseudonyms and fake identities.  Still do.  I don’t know whether I can escape their watch, but I just have to keep on trying, or at least not submitting to failure. 

The engine is simple, ghosting brings money, money pays rent, money brings anonymity.  In my nomadic world, cash buys silence.  Not because people are corrupt or venal, but because the transaction is complete and satisfactory and thus they want it to go on. The dynamic is successful for them. They do not want the dynamic to change so they do nothing to make it change.

I have a lot of friends. Make them everywhere I go.  I don’t let much out about my past.  Funny thing is, nobody seems to want to know much. I stick to the truth where I can.  But since there are a lot of truths, its not that hard.

The only guy who actually knows my identity in the comics business is dead.  He was the artist I originally met.

Everybody else just knows me by reputation.  I’m kind of a legend.  I report to nobody. Nobody reports to me. I appear when I want to. I vanish when I want to.  The only rule is that I have to hit the marks.  Hit the deadlines. 

Crack the scene.

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Google today announced the acquisition of Titan Aerospace, the creator of high-altitude drones that could bring Internet access to remote locations.

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Wow, this is great news, as a small business, I'm completely paranoid of "on demand" and the bills I could get at the end of the month.  

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OK so do I have a home breathalyzer that I need to test next week?  Yes.
Am I going to make it a hangout on air?
Did I not do it this week because I didn't have enough booze?
Do I have a second breathalyzer  I get to give away as a contest? 
DAMN RIGHT and it works with Apple and Android,  So whoo hoo!
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+Mike Shaw for being so Awesome!
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  • ASPWired,
    Owner, 2002 - present
    Technically, it's Team Wahooly LLC, a Washington State Limited Liability Corp. ASPWired - is an umbrella for:"Hosting4Skagit", A Webhosting, Domain Registration, VPS, solution provider. "AnacortesRocks" The Social Media Promotions section and "An Average American Woman" Writer/Blogger, and finally, ActivismRocks: Independent Activist for a variety of companies such as: The Committee to Protect Journalists, Electronic Frontier Foundation, Human Rights including of course Women's Rights, Human Trafficking, A Broader View and just now launching a new blog called Global Strategic Concerns, where we will discuss issues such as Cyber Warfare, Economic Warfare, Sustainability, Human Rights, and more.. There was a four+ year hiatus between 2008-2011 inclusive where I did not work at all. Plus another year (and still) getting back up to speed from being away from the market place. I'm a pretty honest, bottom line sorta person, I haven't filled out a resume other than what's listed online since maybe 1990 or so. I do not want anything to seem what it's not. I perform these services under the different names for branding and seo reasons. Target the individual markets rather than "one name/size" fits all. I have a few people that help if I cannot complete a job myself a timely fashion. I just don't want people to think I'm something more than I am, I am simply An Average American Woman, with allot of work and allot of travel under my belt. That's all :) I am an extremely result oriented person, at least I think I am. But I was out of the market place for 4 year+ extremely significant years, and re-learning, retraining myself has been an uphill battle. So the business are just getting started again. If you need something, if you need some help, can't see the forest for the tree's give me a shout and chances are we'll find a solution working on it together in a fashion that suits you best. I think I'm still pretty good at that. Finding Solutions, new markets, new business areas. There are people out there who I've no doubt are much better than I at just about anything I do, that's the circle of life, but is there one out there with the life experiences and diversity that I have, no. Is there anyone out there who will look after *Your Best Interests* more or better than I will? No, Absolutely unequivocally not.
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Elaine Ossipov is An Average American Woman

Elaine Ossipov is a Daughter, Mother, Wife, Home, Advocate to Higher Education, World Wildfile Foundation, Perceived Injustice,Best Friend, Worst Enemy, 99%, Reader, Writer, Reviewer, blogger, participator, and two I forgot to mention, *little sister*, and Great-Auntie (both definitions), My Topics on Klout are: #Journalism, #CriticalThinking, #Oberserver,  #Community #Business, #Charities, #Jewelry #Crafts #HumanTrafficking, #InternetStartups #Ethics, #HumanRights, #InternetMarketing, #ScienceTechnology #BrandManagement

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Not much to brad about. I just want to accomplish my goals and see the result. If other people want to brag about me though, I let them. I just think it's in poor taste to brag myself."
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We should really get together and try and get this out of our wonderful valley to begin with. This has been a valley of Farmers who take great pride in their crops and have done so for many years. Monsanto has no proof their products do not cause harm to the recipients. Personally I think the head of the FDA who approved this without public knowledge should be prosecuted. Currently Autism is at epidemic proportions, in 1950 1 in 100,000 ( one in one-hundred-thousand) children were born with autism spectrum disorder. Starting to show a gradual increase until the 1980 where there is a sharper incline, the odds of a child being born with autism spectrum disorder is now 1 in 77 children. one in 77 children ARE BORN MENTALLY DEFICIENT in some way. Diabetes, Diabetes has grown to a Multi-Billion Dollar Industry, and they did not track the number of diabetics per capita. Diabetes was a "genetics only" disease. Only if your father's father had it, were you at-risk, because it would always skip a generation. NOW, now diabetes is rampant, It is currently estimated that 1 in 20 individuals is connected in some way to diabetes. Yes, I know the statistics about how much sugar we're eating but right now it's at it's lowest since before 1960 when we started tracking it. That's right, Americans have cut down on their sugar intake drastically, but the diabetes numbers are not going down with it. Something has changed our genetics. Whether that is the types of sedentary work we do (not sure how that could change our genetics) and I don't know that it is monsanto who has changed our gentics by eating the products whose genetics they have modified, but one this is certain and that is: 1. Autism is epidemic - now and in the future 1 in 77 children born (minimally) will be born with some type of mental deficiency. 2. One in twenty individuals are now connected to Diabetes. ONE IN TWENTY.. those numbers are staggering.. 3.Now, for the first time in the history of mankind Full Blown Dementia is the third largest direct killer of our Elderly. THIRD Largest.. 4. Pregnancy - It is getting harder and harder for women to have children. Remember back in the 60's, everyone had big families, we all had 2 or 3 brothers or sisters. Then, in 1065 only 17% of people were infertile. Today or rather in 2010 the rates on infertility hit an astounding high of 46% These are women age 25-44 who were trying to have a family and after a 12 month period sought help. *it should be noted at this time, it is approx. 10K to visit and have one assisted pregnancy procedure. So I want to error on the side of caution as any good scientist would. And I vote Against Monsanto until they have a minimum of 6 generations of data. I vote against Dow Chemical and against the chemical agent known as Round-up. (which I had always used until I got the statistics.) VOTE AGAINST MONSANTO until we can locate and correct the current genetic flaws in our health which happen to coincide with the industrial spraying of Chemicals in our cities and farms. Ever wonder why none of the cities spray for mosquitos anymore?...........
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Wonderful Lunches! old style Deli, everything homemade, and wonderful salads, great strawberry-lemonaid I would have knocked off a 1/2 of star and given a 4.5 if google let us, but not because of food, or cleanliness (which is great) but it is normally a little chilly inside, and it is very noisy during lunch hour which isn't their fault they have a line that goes through the building with the door opening and closing all the time. It's a WONDERFUL Lunch, try the French Dips, Sandwiches, Soups and Homemade Salads.
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There are no words eloquent enough to express my admiration, appreciation, respect and thankfulness to Dr. Karen Bolton, Cathy, Susan, and the additional staff at Dr. Bolton's office. She has been my doctor now approximately 7 years and has been with me through a few severe health issues. Having a Doctor who listens to you, who hears what a patient is saying and responds to your questions appropriately and thoroughly is invaluable in creating a 'team' heath care regiment. I honestly do not believe if I'd had a different doctor my progress would be as far along as it is. I highly recommend Dr. Karen Bolton. She stays current with technology and the newest practices. Her active listening skills and thorough approach will have you moving forward toward excellence in health. ~elaine ossipov 22nd day of February 2013, 15:53:00
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I Love our local safeway store and all the people in it. They are all very helpful and kind. For instance today I could not get to the market, but a helper would stop by for me, so I called up, and everyone must have been busy, Janet, back the the bakery helped me. Because I only needed 3 items, 2 of which were in her department anyway, she was able to get them together for my helper. I am so glad I live on this island, where being a "neighbor" still has meaning :) Thank you Janet!!
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I lived in Hess Village (on Campus ) worked in Chapman-lab (back in the ice-cube/NT days) and went to school there. I LOVE they have the equipment now for computer forensics and needless to say if I was in fairbanks, I'd probably still be working/going to school there like my friend Nathan is. Wonderful, wonderful environment, great people, and professors that KNOW their subjects inside and out. I mean what else besides cross-country skying, holding bbq's at 60 below and watching northern lights while sitting in a hot tub is there to do in Fairbanks in the winter besides study? Oh, yah, there is the World Ice Carving Championships, and a killer Duct Tape Creation contest, and boffa, and there is that silly research, one of the few federal depositories for Libraries (meaning everything the library of congress gets, so does the library in fairbanks) Don't forget to try the Greek Lemon Potato soup and the homemade, home picked Blueberry Ice Cream at the Wolf's Den. I miss fairbanks.
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Darcy is part of the Souder's Law Offices. This is a law office that is far above the average. This is a law office that looks after their clients best interest first and foremost on every issue. It has been both my pleasure and my comfort to work with this excellent law group. Why did I use the word comfort? Because I sleep so much better knowing their Team, is always on MY Side looking out for me.
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I've decided I am going to finally go on a tour this summer and I want it to be with Island Adventures because 1. they are right down the street from me. 2 because the people who work there are great! ( my store was only a block away from these folks) And mostly because well, I support local business and know these folks will do a great job. People, Business Owners in Anacortes take allot of pride in their work, take allot of pride to ensure their customers satisfaction. And of course because many who left their tour would stop by the bead store on their way out of town and I heard so many great stories I just have to experience it myself! :)
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