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Matthew Sturges
Works at Midwinter, Inc.
Attended University of Texas at Austin
Lives in Austin, TX 78728, United States
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I feel bad for this new Silversun Pickups album. I really wanted to like it, but I don't. It's like they took every single thing I liked about SWOON, and carefully edited that stuff out, leaving in everything that bored me.

What should I listen to instead?
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Ugh! I hate it when musical followups don't live up to your expectations.
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I've been digging AWOLNATION lately, you might give them a try, if you've not already. http://www.myspace.com/music/player?sid=80384763&ac=now
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Oh, Republicans. You've spend the last ten years courting the crazy, and the crazy is what you got. This is a guy who was punished by the Army for torturing a prisoner in Iraq, btw.
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Surely this is just a Manchurian Candidate prank...
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I am done with Facebook. It's google+ or nothing. (I'm leaning toward "nothing", but I'll give it a try.)
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FACEBOOK SUCKS SHIT. One reason Google+ is still tolerable is people aren't flooding it with passive aggressive posts about their lunches.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, FUDDRUCKERS.
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Don't forget--I'll be in Lubbock this weekend. Why am I not listed as a guest? I haven't a clue. I'm pretty sure I'm a guest. I'm a guest, right?
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If you see The Chief, throw the brackets
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I'm going to start using this. I have things to say! Important things! Like how today I wrote a song called "Monkey the Size of Minnesota." It's about a monkey that is literally the size of Minnesota. It's a mutant Capuchin monkey, that can only survive in the artificial environment created for it on Pluto, in an atmosphere comprising argon, oxygen, helium, and vaporized magnesium salts, which the monkey ingests through its skin, which is why they have to keep it shaved.
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I need a recording of this song.
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  • Midwinter, Inc.
    Grand Poobah, 2007 - present
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Writer of Jack of Fables, House of Mystery, Midwinter, and the upcoming Four Norsemen of the Apocalypse.
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  • University of Texas at Austin
    Plan II, 1988 - 1992
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