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Tom W
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I'm a freelance gagwriter and cartoonist.
I'm a freelance gagwriter and cartoonist.

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Cute humorous pool party graduation invitation features a whimsical little cartoon goldfish in a classic mortarboard complete with tassel swimming across a blue background saying, "School's out...and you're invited!"

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Fresh Produce Kitchen Tile

#Funny #kitchen #tile features a cartoon depicting the #supermarket #vegetable aisle after dark. Thanks to the buyer in Haverfhill, IA, for the purchase!

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Funny Russian History Theme Coffee Mug

Two little #Russians discuss family matters on this NON-historically correct funny #mug for students of #Russian #history or language, or anyone else who might like something cute from which to drink his or her coffee...or borscht! Thanks to the buyer in London, UK!

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Here's a handy free tool I discovered for tallying up long columns of numbers...like Zazzle earnings. All you have to do is copy and paste the column into the field on the "Calculla" page and click once. Voila! http://calculla.com/columnar_add

Sales began picking up the last week of November and daily orders were running into the teens since the beginning of December as I happily promoted on Twitter. Then, yesterday, there was a dramatic drop by early afternoon. And today...nothing. It's a little early for Christmas shopping to have ended. There is no figuring Zazzle out.

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Pink Pig Snout BBQ Reunion Hat

Simple pink #pig nose, together with the text, "Pig out with the (family's name)!" are featured on this #personalized cap designed for a #familyreunion #summer #cookout. Thanks to the buyer in Monroe, MI, for taking seven!

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Cute Cartoon Squirrel and Peace Sign

"Take me to your feeder" says the cute cartoon #squirrel on this #humorous #mug for #squirrellovers or anyone who wages a constant battle with these acrobatic little sneak thieves all year long as they invent new ways to get at the birdseed in the #birdfeeder. Thanks to
Tonya in Cookeville, TN, for the purchase.

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Snowman Joke Christmas Tree Ornament

Funny #novelty #Christmastree #ornament features hilarious #safety tip for #holiday revellers. Tis the season to be wary! If you're confronted by a cold-hearted #snowman this winter, remember this sage advice.

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*Humorous Probate Estate Lawyer Christmas Ornament"

#Probate #estate #attorney presides over reading of the will as deceased's goofy nephews listen on this #funny #legalprofession themed #Christmastree #ornament. Thanks to Diane in California for the purchase!

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Dark Humor Meatatarian BBQ Grill Apron

Darkly humorous #meatatarian #BBQ #apron for a favorite backyard #cookout enthusiast features a favorite #recipe right on the front. If you're into #darkhumor and you love #meat, or you've got such a person on your Christmas list, check it out at #Zazzle!
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