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Her last name wouldn't be Buckét, by any chance, would it?
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No, Coke doesn't have any sugar. Only the highest-frutcose of corn syrups. :P
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Well, they only serve bologna sandwiches in jail, asshole.
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As a cracker, I would have to agree....
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The classmate must've smoked too much of Amsterdam's other famous commodity....
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It's good to be the ki—err, provost.
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Sometimes, the squeaky wheel just gets booted out on its ass.
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I'm an average white guy trying to make it to payday. So I can be broke again. Living the Dream, baby, living the Dream
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