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Carlye Wisel
Attended University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Lived in New York
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I mistakenly spent $600 on my hair. This is my story. http://bit.ly/OmbreOops #Ombre   #Hair  
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A choose-your-own adventure post that's also choose-your-own-edits, because I didn't proofread it! mwahaha!
If you're thinking, "What, another apologetic note about not updating her site? Really? No way she's doing that again", then buckle up homies, because yes, really! That's exactly what's going on. This is another sad sack love note from me directly to you saying I'm too busy to tell you ...
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It's you. And it's me.
Friends, acquaintances, fellow Marnie Bubble Dress enthusiasts: I'm sending in my resignation letter. I don't think I can review GIRLS any more. I know. I know. It's hard to imagine a season of Hannah Horvath speed-talking without an accompaniment of GIFs precisely 12-14 hours after its debut, ...
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If you haven’t watched Bo Burnham’s new special, then, well, you haven’t lived. Get on that, before a hospital visit is required: http://bit.ly/1gSpDx5
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What's cheaper than a sack of Adderall and just as effective? These #Muji notebooks. (Let's hope.) http://bit.ly/19taUEn
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Future Dream Boyfriend: #BradleyWhitford (EEEK.) http://bit.ly/IRPt57
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"Dark Leafy Greens with Tear-Stained Tahini". Or perhaps, "One Pot, One Person Farro Recipes"
Dark Leafy Greens with Tear-Stained Tahini Starting A Small Business With A Recent Cash Settlement Spring Break Prep For That Trip Your Friends Planned To Cheer You Up One Pot, One Person Farro Recipes A Collaboration With J.Crew You Won't Be Able To Ask Your Partner's Opinion About ...
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The Westminster Dog Show is all i care about now. ALL I CARE ABOUT.
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, I wasn't crying wolf when I posted yesterday's diatribe about being too busy to provide you with real posts for the, like, eighth month in a row, but I spent so much time, energy and vocal chord strength screaming at the Westminster Dog Show contestants that I'd be remiss if I ...
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Sometimes, you need to go to #Aspen  to realize you're George Costanza.
Hello from Winterland, USA! The combination of fiscal irresponsibility and the perennial urge to leave town means I'm gone, baby gone, and not coming back to New York 'til the end of the month. My AmEx points are now cleared out, my airline miles are officially long gone and travel jam ...
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Consider your lunch break spoken for. Your #GoldenGlobes  snarkfest is finally here!
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I have so many feelings about whatever this is. Thankfully, they're all right here: http://bit.ly/1gIHwyl
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I have a fresh crop of Fashion Police jokes in this week’s issue of US Weekly! Check ‘em out: http://bit.ly/JgJ9EN
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New York
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Awkward City, Population 1.
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i'm just a girl, standing in front of the internet, asking you to read me.
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i have a Hugh Hefner scholarship. seriously.
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  • University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
    News-Editorial Journalism
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